Priceless!

A woman named Jamie Robers is claiming that Damon Dash caused her to go loco and is suing him for $30,000. She says that she was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and schizophrenia after meeting Dash at a Miami club in March of 2004. She says he went by the name of Jeremy MacIntire and took her to a marina close to the club where he showed her his “genital area” in an “offensive manner” then tried to get her to perform oral sex on him. But, but but, but, wait! It gets worse! She adds that 9 months after the encounter she “began to hear defendant’s voice in her ear, giving her certain directions to follow.” The suit says she discovered McIntyre’s true identity in early 2005 “while watching a taping of the “Dave Chapelle Show.” Source
Yo, this broad is soooo 730 right about now (Like my hood speak?). Don’t worry Jesus, I got this one. Instead of entertaining her we shall give her a nice cocktail of haldol, thorazine, and seroquel and send her on her happy way. The end.