Nicole is Skinny Again! Damn Her!

Just two weeks after having her baby Nicole Ritchie is out on the town with a belly flatter than mine. Granted, it’s not hard to have a belly flatter than mean seeing as I look like Winnie the Pooh these days but she just had another human being inside her for Pete’s sake! I think it’s downright rude of her to look so good after poppin' out her kid. Rude! (Lo runs off crying to console herself with a 4lb block of cheese she bought at Costco.)