Britney Watch 2008

1. Brit holds kids hostage.
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing.
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy.
4. Brit’s kids get taken away.
5. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil
6. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib.
7. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention.
8. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears.
9. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan.

I’ll keep you posted if anything of interest goes down. Hey Jesus, now’s a good a time as any for you to get back in the car and take the wheel. I don’t think she’s paying attention so we should be able to blindside her, no? We miss you…come back to us!