Coco Pic of the Day

So I've heard of driving gloves and driving shoes but never a driving g-string. I'm gonna have to pick up one of those...I'd assume that its best worn with cloth covered seats, no?

Flavor of Love 3: Episode 3 Recap

The show opens with Ice talking to Prancer about being on the radio. Being from Detroit as well Prancer lets Ice know that she heard her on the radio before entering the house talking about going on the show. Ice, not realizing Prancer was out to trap her dumb ass continues to big herself up for being a radio personality. (In her interview she also mentions working at Hooters…just thought y’all should know that.)

Competition:
The girls must split up into teams and create a theme restaurant. They are given $1,000 for supplies and décor. The winning team goes on a date with Flav the next day. The winning manager goes on a date with Flav that night.
Team Rayna: Myammee, Hotlanta, Shy, Prancer, and Bee-Ex
Team Grayvee: Sinceer, Ice, Seezinz, Bunz, Thing 1, and Thing 2

Rayna takes Shy with her to the prop house and Grayvee takes Ice. The ladies are given a cell phone to help them communicate with their home teams. Ice immediately takes the phone and spends most of the time on it talking to her peeps back at the radio station. While at the prop house Shy sees a reindeer and thinks her and Rayna should get it because Flav loves reindeer so much. Rayna vetoes it and decides to stick with their ‘high class’ theme of Egyptian statues. As soon as Rayna vetoes the reindeer Ice and Grayvee snatch it up and add it to their Mardi Gras theme.

Flav invites Merrill Schindler, a food critic over to help him judge the competition. Team Grayvee call their place "Karma’s Steak and Shrimp" and their tagline is “Savor the Flavor”. They picked the name of Karma because one of Flav’s son’s is named Karma. The twins hostess, Seezinz is the waitress, and Bunz is the chef. Merrill questions the reindeer but Flav loves it. Merrill also says that the chicken is dry and the gumbo is salty.
Team Rayna calls their place ‘Flavaz’. Both Merrill and Flav feel that the décor is a little two serious and doesn’t have anything to do with Flav. The ladies come out in lingerie and although Merrill and Flav like looking at them they feel that this isn’t a place they could bring their families. Hotlanta is the hostess and Myammee and Prancer are the waitresses. Myammee keeps bringing out Hennessy for the fellas to drink. The meal, according to Merrill is too heavy and the Cheesecake was brought not made but the Henny is delish! Flav is particularly upset that the girls spelled his name F-l-a-v-a and not F-l-a-v-o-r. It’s a pet peeve he discussed previously with two members of that team (Hotlanta and Myammee).

Shy is mad about the reindeer. She thinks it would have made a considerable difference. Flav is mad about the name and they all blame Myammee and Hotlanta cus he told them specifically how his name was spelled.
In the end Team Grayvee wins!

Single Date:

Flav takes Grayvee to Tony Roma’s for some ribs and seafood. They chow down on their pork and talk about pig feet. Flav hates the thought of eating them and Grayvee talks about the diff ways to cook, season, and eat them. In the end they have a lovely date and head back to the mansion.

The next day, phone rings and it’s a dude from the radio station. Prancer goes to get Ice and waits in the shadows to listen to the conversation. Ice is doing interviews from the house phone saying she’s the cool white girl and everyone loves her. Ice admits in her sidebar that she is on the show cus she’s a radio personality and wants to further her career. She loves black men but is not attracted to Flav.

Group Date: Ice Skating
Flav sets up a lesson with a professional skater Scott Stewart. His flamin’ ass is throwin’ up jazz hands and sashaying in his blue spandex unitard.

(Animated gifs make me squirt!)

Everyone is falling all over the place, especially Flav's buffoon ass. Scott leaves in a flamboyant flourish and Sinceer takes some time with Flav to let him not she’s not an alcoholic. Flav goes to the bathroom and all hell breaks loose. Sinceer starts telling Things 1&2 that she’s going to confront Seezinz. Seezinz starts poppin’ off to Sinceer. Sinceer pops off back. Then starts with Bunz who is sittin’ there minding her damn business. The convo ends with Bunz sayin’ “Yo mama!” and Sinceer saying to Bunz “Yo mama dead!” knowing that Bunz’s mom has a brain injury.

Elimination:
Shy says Rayna is fake and only wants to make it to the top ten. Rayna comes in and starts cryin' but Flav is hip to her game. Prancer tells Flav about Ice and her desire to further her radio career. She also tells him about Ice doing the interview from the house phone. Flav asks Ice about it and she denies doing an interview but says that she didn’t come to the house because of her love for Flav. He asks if she has a love connection. She says “there could be” he lets her go with a kiss…a forced kiss. She says “If I have to make out with Flav to get where I am then I’ll do it”

Who’s in?

Flav makes her apologize to Bunz for what she said. She’s mad but she does it so she can get her clock.

Who’s out?
Until next time, hold on to your Viking hats...this looks like its going to be a bumpy ride. (Feel free to do what you will with the 'bumpy' reference.)

Hot Links!!

Keyshia Cole’s mom is on the mic?! POP-JUNKIE
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Miss Janet covers Vibe in 2 sexy times The Fury
Sean Bell’s widow does Roc-A-Wear Ad. The Life Files

Random Pics

Ay Dios! Mija! Lack of nourishment has obviously caused her brain to malfunction. This is a travesty to fashion. Can someone call Miss J. Tell him to bring a meatball sandwich and a cute little number from his closet? Somethin’ about Tweet isn’t lookin right. I recommend a warm bowl of soup, a nap, and a hug. Beyonce seems to be channeling her inner Remy or something. Bey, you make too much money to be rocking blonde tipped wigs. Cut it out!

Forever 21...It's a Steal!

Forever 21, the new Joyce Leslie, is facing a million and one lawsuits from fashion houses alleging that the young women’s store chain has been pirating designs. Even though Forever 21 doesn’t have any famous designers or ad budget, nor a single public relations flack. Yet its revenue topped $1 billion in 2006, catapulting Forever 21 into the ranks of the top 500 privately held companies in the United States. L: DVF dress R: Forever21’s copy Stealstyle
The chain has faced dozens of lawsuits in the past two years from labels like Diane von Furstenberg, Ana Sui, and Gwen Stefani. At the center of the storm are Do Won “Don” Chang and his wife, Jin Sook, the ferociously private, deeply Christian couple who founded the store 24 years ago. “In L.A.’s Korean community they’re a constant topic of gossip and speculation. Everyone has a story about being screwed by them,” says a local fashion player. “But you have to admire their success. People join their church just to get close to them,” he adds… (L) Forever 21 copies a Marc Jacobs handbag (R)
Compared to their attention-addicted fashion-world colleagues, the Changs are careful to maintain a low profile. There is exactly one photograph of them available online. Last year, after consenting to an in-person interview with the New York Times, they unexpectedly sent a proxy instead. (The surprised reporter described the substitute interviewee as having “a born-again zeal.”) Still, despite their best efforts, the intensely private pair has become a hotly discussed topic in L.A.’s close-knit apparel industry. Source(L) Forever 21 copies a Kate Moss Top Shop creation (R)

You know, I always wondered how the hell they could afford to not charge more than 19.50 for anything in the store…ANYTHING. Now I know…they’re thieves. I guess I should go and try to buy up as much ish as I can before they shut 'em down. Ah hell, who am I kidding? I can’t fit none of that crap any damn way.

Dame, Lock it Up!

Dame Dash was spotted at a club in Soho the other night getting raunchy with some random model chicks and rapper Jim Jones. Dame’s wife, Rachel Roy, is an up and coming designer and folks are speculating that he’s jealous of her shine. Let’s also throw in that Rachel is pregnant. Lovely behavior Dame.
Oh, by the way, sources say that at the bar this silly Negro and his entourage left the bar single file in a conga line. Source

Hey, I’ve NEVER been one of the coolest kids in class so I know little of what cool is…but that HAS to be one of the corniest things I’ve EVER heard. He needs to conga his way home and tend to his preggo wife. Jackass!

Two Dirty Rockers, a Groupie, and a Plate of Pasta Walk into a Bar

Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx are apparently some nasty mofos…not that this is a shocker. According to “Rock Star Babylon” a compilation of rock stories, author Jon Holmes talks about how Tommy and Nikki "decided to hold a competition between them to see who could go the longest without washing, showering or bathing in any way, yet still be able to sleep with groupies without them being ill or bailing out." For two months, the duo had "nightly groupie sex" with up to four girls each - until finally, a young fan performing a sex act on Sixx became violently ill on him. It later became known as "The Spaghetti Incident" because the unfortunate groupie had eaten pasta beforehand. Source1 source2
Um!!! Reading that just made me so disgusted that I mixed myself a bleach-ammonia smoothie and took a dunk in a Lysol bath. Ilk!

Prince Needs Some New Parts

The purple one is startin' to show his age. He may be in need of a hip replacement according to a source. "He used to wear high-heeled boots every day and doctors told him that may have contributed to his condition. Over the years he has battered his body so much that his joints, especially his hips, are causing him a lot of discomfort." The singer has been told that only a full hip replacement will alleviate the pain and ensure he can keep dancing. Source
That’s unfortunate, but not particularly surprising. I mean he’s been doin' splits, runnin' around in high heels and poppin it like a rubber band for damn near 50 years. Set your old ass down somewheres!