So Are They Married or Not?

Jay –Z has been chatting it up with Robin Leach recently about finally marrying Beyonce. Robin says,

“A wedding will be sooner rather than later, though,” he told me, “but it will be kept a private serious celebration for our very closest family and friends. When it does happen, we’ll keep it very quiet. When we read these news reports about hiding tattoos under wedding rings, we laughed together and said, ‘uh huh, another wild one—put it with the other 80,000.’”Source

Just as we’re made aware of this quote rumors are swirling that they’re already married. There’s even a quote from a supposed guest who was present at the nuptials. Source

Married, not married, at this point who cares an more?...oh wait, I do. I just wanna see the wedding tape I bet it’s a grand spectacle. Two bucks says that she has a train of human hair and everyone, including the preacher sings their words instead of saying them. You know, sorta Carmen: A Hip Hopra style.