Katie's at the End of her Rope

Rumor has it that Katie Holmes stormed out of a Scientology meeting recently because she just can’t take it anymore. She’s been stressed out over those crazy videos of Tom assuming his role as Captain Scientology, Mayor of Crazytown. In addition to that, she’s mad at Tom for forcing her to do “Mad Money” instead of “Dark Knight” Source
Um Katie, boo-boo, you can’t go and do stuff like that when you’re married to a bonafide nut job like Tommy Boy here. You need to map out a plan that involves packing up Suri and seeking cover in some small, little known village in East Europe. Actually scratch that, he’ll find you no matter where you go. You should probably resolve yourself to the fact that the 6 ft deep hole he’s digging in the backyard…well, it’s not for a hot tub. Sighs…

In other TomKat news...

Tommy is going to get a brand new Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcycle. He’s getting the first of only 1,500 bikes being made. The bike is priced at $72,500 and can go up to 200 mph. Source
200mph? Is that really necessary? Correct answer: No. Sounds like death on wheels. Some asshole is going to ram that $72,500 bike into a highway divider and go splat. I’m instantly reminded of this series of pictures I saw on Rotton.com of an accident between a motorcyclist and a 16 wheeler. Severed body parts...entrails caught in wheels...just not pretty. Don’t fret. Tommy Boy will be ok. He’s got Xenu on his side.