Coco Pic of the Day

We're like twin blow up dolls! It's like we're a match made in heaven!

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Random Pics

Save the cheerleader…save the camel toe! Booty! Booty! Booty! Booty! Rockin’ Errywhere! Memba’ Jade from ANTM?...Yea this bish is still crazy.
Am I the only one who’s upset by the sight of her? There’s something about Lil’ Mama that makes me want to become a cutter. Is that weird?
Can someone please take a look at D-Wood’s hobbit feet?!?! Croiky! I gotta respect Lauren Bacall for bein' a million years old and still settin' the titty balls free. I’m kinda feelin’ like this new Biggie biopic is gonna be like a BET arabesque film. Usher, his man-bride, and all HER chilluns.

Sean Levert Dies at 39

R&B Singer Sean Levert, son of O’Jays singer Eddie Levert and brother and bandmate of the late Gerald Levert was declared dead late last night. He was in a Cleveland jail for allegedly failing to pay child support at his time of collapse. He had been to the jail infermery at some time before collapsing in his cell. Sean was pronounced dead after being rushed to a Cleveland hospital. Sean was 39 years old. Source

It’s horrific to think of what this family, namely Eddie, must being going through right now. He lost one son in ’06 and now another one is gone. Thoughts and prayers go out to the family.

Here are a few vids of Sean and the family in happier times:

Eddie, Gerald, and Sean Levert in a live TV performance



Levert-“Pop, Pop, Goes My Mind”



Levert-“Casanova”

Update: Wedding Bells for Papoose and Remy Ma?

So we heard rumors a few weeks ago that Papoose and Remy Ma were getting married. Then Papoose denied said rumors stating that he and Remy were just friends. Now he’s changed his mind yet again and says that he plans to wed Remy behind bars. He says:
"We always wanted to keep our personal lives personal, so that's why we never went public with our relationship," the rapper wrote. "Right now, I just feel like she gotta live through me. Yes, we were scheduled to be married on a yacht April 27th. But due to circumstances beyond our control, we are now making arrangements to be married in prison."
In Papoose's email, he confirmed, as has Remy's lawyer, that she would appeal her case, and also asked that fans letters for a petition to the judge in hopes of a lesser sentence.
"All her supporters who feel Remy had an influence on their life should write a short letter to the judge asking for the shortest sentence possible," he wrote. "Send it to LettersForRemy@gmail.com." Source
This is all very interesting…and by “interesting” I don’t mean intriguing…I mean stupid. SMH.

Clifford Pleads Guilty

Rapper T.I. (Ne Clifford Harris) plead guilty to federal weapons charges as part of a deal that could include not only jail time but also various fines. Cliff will be sentenced a year form now and could face as much as 12 months in the clink. In addition he could be ordered to perform 1,500 hours of community service, have to pay a $100,000 fine, and serve a sentence of three years of supervised release which would include a year of home detention. Source
I say they give him the max. He’s got all them chilluns and is hell bent on having all them damn guns around. Just shameful.

Lohan Post

Lindsay Ho-han has got a new gig. She will be playing Nancy Pitman in a new film entitled Manson Girls. Nancy Pittman was a member of Charles Manson’s merry gang of crazies. She was home with Charles the night he sent his members to murder Sharon Tate and 4 other people. She served 18 months in prison for being an accessory to the murders. Nancy later joined the Aryan Brotherhood. E! News reports that Nancy currently lives in Oregon with her two children. The director of Manson Girls, Brad Wyman, said, "Yes, I am doing it with Lindsay." That's how she got the role. Source
Aye dios mio! I’m usually one for folks making a comeback…but I seriously would be OK with Lindz and her fire crotch bowing out gracefully…never to be heard from again.
In other Lohan news… Granny Lohan, Mama Lohan, and Ali Lohan infested Harlem the other day. The Lohan crew was filming for their reality show Living Lohan and for some reason ended up in Harlem at the Joseph Kennedy Center to attend the Impact Repertory Theater of Harlem. source I’m curious to know why the Lohan crew felt the need to invade Harlem with their random rediculousness…the black community has enough problems without adding them to the mix.

Jay-Z and FENDI Team Up

Jay-Z may be the new face of FENDI. He was spotted at a photo shoot for the new F/W ’08 FENDI campaign. Source
I don’t know FENDI…with that wonky tooth of his are you sure you want his face to represent you? (Sorry Pabz, I know you love him but it’s true.)

Spitzer's Got Hoes (Yea, That's Plural)

Kristen Davis (pictured above) spilled the beans on her relationship with former Governor Eliot Spitzer. The page 6 article states:
“Disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified as a long-standing client of a second high-priced call-girl ring…Wicked Models. At the center of the new ring is Kristin ‘Billie’ Davis, …who hails from a rough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.” Source
Lo needs to know JUST HOW MUCH he spent for this chick.

Britney Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Brit the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now.

1. Brit holds kids hostage. Source
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing. Source
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away. Source
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil. Source
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib. Source
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention.

7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears. Source
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan. Source
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing pregnancy a pregnancy test. Source
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan. Source
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lufti…It doesn’t go well. Source
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center. Source

13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days.

14. Brit’s house has been robbed. Source
15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lufti has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him. Source
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician. Source
17. Brit teaches kids in dance class. Source
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids. Source
19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit. Source20. Sam Lufti has been served a restraining order.Source
21. Brit's boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source
22. Brit gets to see her kids. Source
23. Brit’s acting normal. Source
24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills). Source
25. Britney teaches another dance class. Source
26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source
27. Brit's kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source
28. Brit’s got a stalker. Source
29. Brit Gets a Gig. Source
30. Brit in 2D! Source
31. Brit gets an allowance. Source
32. Brit has been offered $4 Mil to lip-sync. Source
33. Brits got not love for Kabbala. Source
34. Brit get’s hospital workers canned. . Source
35. Brit’s first pics on “How I Met Your Mother”. Source
36. Brit’s opening up a dance studio. Source
37. Brit’s bro is taking charge of her businesses. Source
38. Britney on How I met Your mother: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4 and Source 5
39.Daddy’s loosening Brit’s leash. Source
40. Brit’s appearing at the Kids’ Choice Awards?
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Rumors are abuzz that Britney will make an appearance at tomorrow night’s KCAs. Execs at Nick won’t confirm or deny the rumors simply stating, "The show is always full of surprises... You never know who'll show up." Source
I don’t think she’s gonna show…I think its just a ploy to get people to watch. But what do I know?
Update: Brit wasn’t at the Kid’s Choice Awards…as predicted…and for the better.
41. Brit’s getting her own sitcom?
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A Spears insider said, "Britney did a great job on 'How I Met Your Mother.' She got the show its highest ratings yet, but more importantly for Jamie, he wants his daughter at a normal 9-to-5 job to keep her working and out of trouble. A sitcom would do that. So he's exploring several offers for Britney to have her own show." Source
Working all day, five days a week, in front of cameras, and the added pressure of learning lines is normal?I think not! I recommend she try a REAL regular job. She could be an ice cream scooper for Baskin Robbins…it was my first job and it was quite a sweet deal. You get all the ice cream you want and the added incentive of a tip cup. Pretty kick ass if you ask me!
42. Brit gets her coolo warshed out.
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Our friend Brit has been getting her chimney swept on the regular lately. (Oh, by chimney I mean booty hole.) She’s supposedly been getting a colonic cleansing to detox her system. "Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney's had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great, more upbeat and energetic." Source
Upbeat and energetic…got it.

Update: Shock Jock’s Personal Life is Pretty Shocking Itself

Earlier last week we heard about a scadal involving Radio DJ Wendy Williams, her husband Kevin Hunter, and her talent booker Nicole Spence. Nicole accused Wendy’s husband of propositioning her several times and for causing a hostile work environment by beating Wendy in and around the studio. Since the news broke Wendy has been taking small jabs on the air at Nicole and Nicole (who at one time was very vocal and could be heard speaking in the back ground) has been silent. Word is that Wendy may be suspended indefinitely until this matter is resolved. Source
I don’t really think WBLS will get rid of Wendy. Her syndicated show brings a lot of money in for them. But if they do can her I’m sure that she’ll dust herself off and keep t moving. It's not like she hasn’t been fired before. As she says…it is what it is.

So Are They Married or What?!

Star Magazine is exclusively reporting that Brad and Angelina got married this past Saturday in New Orleans.
Brad had long wanted the ceremony to take place in the city devastated by Hurricane Katrina, while Angelina preferred a small, intimate ceremony in France. The now husband and wife, along with their four children, are expected to return to Texas, where Brad is currently filming Tree of Life
This is the second trip down the aisle for Brad, who ended his five-year marriage to Jennifer Aniston shortly after meeting Angelina on the set of their 2005 film Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Twice-married Angelina divorced actors Jonny Lee Miller in 1999 and Billy Bob Thornton in 2003 after three-year marriages to each. Source
Ah, I see they’ve decided to not live in sin any more. Congrats!!!

Update: Looks like Star effed up and they didn’t get hitched after all. See their tiny retraction here.

Video of the Day

I'm not sure what this video means exactly but I've decided to make it my morning workout EVERY day. for those of you who don't have 6 mins to casually throw away I'll give you some highlights.

3:45-Monkey Dance

5:00-Three Stooges Bit/Midget Tossing

5:25-Our friends 'make up'.

Enjoy...I'll be looking for some dance shoes and trying to find the leotard I wore in my last gymnastics competition.

Video of the Day

So this morning I was on the train and Downtown by SWV popped up in my shuffle. And I said to myself "Self, that should be your video of the day. But when I got to work I thought that maybe I should put a few more songs from 90s R&B girl groups up. And that my friends turned into the mega post you're looking at right now. I tried to include as many as I could find...even the really obscure ones. I think I got almost everybody.

TLC, Brownstone, 702 and Xscape vids on YouTube had the embedding disabled so you'll have to check out the videos there.

Oh, and one more thing. Does anyone remember that girl group whose 4 members all had really short haircuts? They had one, maybe two songs. Hit me up if you remember the name of the group. Graci!

"Hold On"-En Vogue

"Downtown"-SWV

"Don't Walk Away"-Jade

"He's Mine"-Mokenstef

"Stroke You Up"-Changing Faces

"No, No, No"-Destiny's Child

"I Like"-Kut Klose

"Can't You See?"-Total

"Groove Thang"-Zhane

"Head Over Heals"-Allure

"Lately"-Divine

"90s Girl"-Blackgirl

"Love of Mine"-Earth Gyrlz

"Froggystyle"-Nuttin' Nyce

Coco Pic of the Day

I wonder if the crew on the set of this shoot had to wear safety goggles just in case the strings on her bikini pop.

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Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's Off to Jail We Go!

Get your party on Remy cus off to the clink you go!
Remy Ma (ne Remy Smith) has been found guilty on four charges: two counts of first degree assault, attempted coercion, and criminal possession of a weapon.
The charges stem from a 2007 incident in which Remy shot a friend of hers after a fight over $3,000 in cash stolen from Remy’s purse. The defense tried to make the shooting an accident — but it looks like they didn’t quite convince the jury. Remy was not found guilty of gang assault and witness tampering, among the nine total charges she faced. We’re told the victim’s friends and family taunted Remy when the verdicts were read — full pandemonium in the courtroom. Remy could face up from five to 25 years in prison at sentencing. TMZ Looks like the self proclaimed queen of new york has been overthrown. All over two grand.

PETA Has Quite an Offer For Aretha

Remember when I told y’all a few weeks ago that aunt Re-Re was about to loose her house if she didn’t pay almost $20k in taxes and fees? Well her arch-enemy, PETA, has offered to give her a hand. They’ll pay off her tax bill. What’s her end of the deal? She has to promise to never wear fur again and to donate her unwanted furs to PETA. Source
So I like all the little woodland creatures and everything (actually I don’t really care). And we’ve seen Aretha’s attempts to annihilate all of our furry friends over the years by wearing her tent. sized furs. See Exhibits A-J

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Exhibit D

Exhibit E

Exhibit F

Exhibit G

Exhibit H

Exhibit I

Exhibit J

And all of that is very unfortunate. But I fear we’ve forgotten what happens when Aretha doesn’t have on one of her beloved cloaks…

We get THIS tomfoolery! So Lo votes that she keep the furs. Nuff said.

King Kong Ain't Got Nothin' On Me!!!

I’ve been debating on whether or not to post on this story but I can’t seem to avoid it so here goes. The latest Vogue magazine cover features basketball player LeBron James and model Gisele Bundchen and has been receiving a lot of criticism for its uncanny resemblance to King Kong imagery.
James told The (Cleveland) Plain Dealer he was pleased with the cover, saying he was "just showing a little emotion. Everything my name is on is going to be criticized in a good way or bad way. Who cares what anyone says?"
In a column at ESPN.com, Jemele Hill called the cover "memorable for all the wrong reasons." But she said in an interview that the image is not unusual - white athletes are generally portrayed smiling or laughing, while black sports figures are given a "beastly sort of vibe."
For example, former NBA star Charles Barkley was depicted breaking free of neck and wrist shackles on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Dennis Rodman graced the cover of Rolling Stone with horns poking out of his forehead and his red tongue hanging out.
Images of black male athletes as aggressive and threatening "reinforce the criminalization of black men," said Damion Thomas, assistant professor in the Department of Kinesiology at University of Maryland. Source

This isn’t the first time that black male athlete have worked to solidify stereotypes of themselves.
I understand why people are disturbed by this cover. Yet again we’re seeing black men portrayed as aggressive animals. But lest we forget that our dear Labron let himself be portrayed this way. He has to take responsibility for being a part of the problem. Sadly, I don’t think he gets it. If we’re not educated ourselves about the effects of harmful images and stereotypes then how can we expect to change anyone else’s mind? Maybe that’s where we should start.
Ok, can someone please hand me a step stool or something. Standing on this soapbox is giving me vertigo.

Laila's Announcement

Laila Ali and husband Curtis Conway (former NFL player) are expecting their first child together. The couple married last July and Laila already has three step children. The announcement of her pregnancy is the cover story of the May 2008 issue of Essence. In the mag she says:
“I don’t know yet if we are having a boy or a girl, but I’m excited that I have a life inside me that my husband and I created.” Source
How sweet. Congrats!

Interesting...

So Sean “Beady Eyes and Unfortunate Teeth” Combs is throwin' a little milk in his coffee.
“Cameron Diaz and P.Diddy have been going out on some secret dates lately. The two were spotted dining at Osteria Mozza restaurant on March 15. They arrived at the restaurant separately but left together through the back. Cameron was already seated when Diddy arrived wearing a brown Jump Suit and brought his own bottle of red wine wrapped in a ghetto Ralph’s plastic bag. It was obvious they were on a date as the couple giggled and flirted with each other during dinner.” Source
I love weird couples. They can sit around and pick each others acne. This is awesome.

Britney Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Brit the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now.

1. Brit holds kids hostage. Source
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing. Source
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away. Source
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil. Source
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib. Source
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention.7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears. Source
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan. Source
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing pregnancy a pregnancy test. Source
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan. Source
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lufti…It doesn’t go well. Source
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center. Source

13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days.

14. Brit’s house has been robbed. Source

15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lufti has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him. Source
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician. Source

17. Brit teaches kids in dance class. Source
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids. Source

19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit. Source

20. Sam Lufti has been served a restraining order.Source

21. Brit's boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source

22. Brit gets to see her kids. Source

23. Brit’s acting normal. Source

24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills). Source

25. Britney teaches another dance class. Source

26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source

27. Brit's kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source

28. Brit’s got a stalker. Source

29. Brit Gets a Gig. Source

30. Brit in 2D! Source

31. Brit gets an allowance. Source

32. Brit has been offered $4 Mil to lip-sync. Source

33. Brits got not love for Kabbala. Source

34. Brit get’s hospital workers canned. . Source

35. Brit’s first pics on “How I Met Your Mother”. Source

36. Brit’s opening up a dance studio. Source
37. Brit’s bro is taking charge of her businesses. Source
38. Britney on How I met Your mother: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4 and Source 5
39.Daddy’s loosening Brit’s leash.
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Papa Spears knows how much Brit enjoys sportin’ her hot rides around town so he lets her drive around the block.
A source told OK! Magazine, "Britney is addicted to driving. Initially, her father wouldn't let her drive at all, but he knows how much she loves it and it calms her, so he's softened the restriction. He now lets her toddle around the block in her gated community." Source
I know it’s effed up but as soon as I read this I immediately pictured Brit driving around in this.

SMH.