Coco Pic of the Day

OTAY!

Video of the Day

There's something quietly beautiful about this song. I patiently wait for Larry's part and feel a special tingle...(down there). If I were a Floater my verse would go a little something like this:

Capricorn and My name is Lo. I like the kinda man who can warm me up like a snifter of Couvosier. If you think you're that man then take a ride through my love tunnel. Oooooooooooo, take my hand. Come with me baby to Loveland. Let me show you how sweet it could be...sharin' your love with MEEEEE !!!

Flavor of Love 3: Episode 12 Recap

I had a group outing with work last night so I couldn’t do a full recap. Here’s how it went down: Everyone’s parents came except for Black's. Donna and Steve, Seezinz’s parents Brenda and Paul, Things’s parents Dave, Sinceer’s dad
Thing and her parents, Sinceer and her dad, and Flav go bowling. Seezinz and her parents and Black do mini golf and dinner. Seezinz’s mom admits that Flav is growing on her. Black is looking sad so Flav takes her aside to talk. She talks to him about why her family wasnt there and they share a moment.
Back at the house Thing’s mom tells her that her friendship with Sinceer would soon be over.
They can't continue to be friends and date the same man.

Dinner:
Our favorite Drayton makes an appearance! Hi Mama Flav!

She looks like a mean old cuss.
Anywho, at dinner Sinceer’s dad gets drunk and begins babbling like a fool. He’s making everyone uncomfortable. Flav tries to break the tension by having the girls say something nice about each other. The only thing Sinceer can say about Thing after a bevy of huffs and puffs is that she’s “sincere”. The ladies take some time before elimination to pretty much dog each other out to Flav. Then they have confrontation directly before finding out their fate.
Elimination:
Who’s In?: Sinceer and Thing go at it until Flav stops the cat fight. In the end he picks Sinceer. When Thing goes to say good bye all she can ask is “Why? Why?

I was hoping she'd say something like "I thought we had something spesh-show! Remember, you're the king of my cass-sow!"

But I digress...

Who’s Out?:

Next time we’re off to Paris!

Coco Pic of the Day

I hope it's summertime where ever this pic is taken cus she's outside in her skivvies...then again if I looked like that I'd walk around wearing a fig leaf and a smile...well, that and some sensible shoes.

Video of the Day

Riskay feat. Aviance & Real - Smell Yo D***
Music Videos at http://www.blastro.com/

Remember when I posted about our home girl Riskay and her hit Smell Yo Dick? Well my homie Mini D was kind enough to send along this here official video. I was going to enumerate key points to pay attention to. But and however, there were too many. Grab yourself a pint of E&J, sit back and enjoy!

Random Pics

Halle is looking fabu post baby and so are her chachis! Just when I rid my mind of Deelishis “Pregnant Face” Charles she sticks that donkey butt up in my face. Blech! Or that thing! Yuck! I smell trout…and spoiled milk. Beth looks hot but nobody’s toppin Dog’s getup. He’s dripping with sexiness…and denim…and suede. Something about Wyclef has always made me sad inside.
The ONLY good thing about this picture is that Pammy’s hair is covering her fug face. Glory be to God!

Reunited and it Feels So Good

En Vogue was reunited recently. They performed at the 4th Annual Plymouth Jazz Festival Tobago in Plymouth, WI. It’s nice to see the ladies playing nice.

Translation: It’s nice to see that Dawn finally got her act together and stopped being such a jerk-off.

Anyway, what’s not so nice to see is that their stylist took a trip to G+G for their animal inspired ensembles. Hopefully they’ll be looking a little sharper when they go out on tour. And no, I don’t know if they’re actually going on tour…I just figure if I talk it up enough it just might happen. Sit back and enjoy some vintage En Vogue.

Mimi's Gettin Hitched

Meemz wore a big ass ring on her left ring finger to the after party of her new film Tennessee, sparking rumors that she and supposed boyfriend Nick Cannon got married. They were holding hands and looking cozy all night.
Asked what he loved about Carey, Cannon, 27, told PEOPLE: “Everything.” Carey played it coy, saying she only has eyes for one male: Jack, her Jack Russell terrier. “I’m in love with my dog,” said the singer, 39. “He is my special someone. I love spending time with him.” People
This must be pretty serious. I’ve never seen her take off that big ass stupid ass butterfly ring. So Damn RIDICULOUS!

Amy Watch 2008

So I’m gonna do Amy like I do cousin Brit Brit. We will enumerate and detail her ups and downs throughout the year. Hopefully by keeping a running tab she’ll be able to see the error of her ways and straighten up. She reads the Manifesto daily…(I’m lyin…and now I’m ashamed). Also as with Brit I will try my best to only post pics of her when she was pretty…well not as scary. Deal? K, here goes...
1. Amy is into the darkies. Source
2. Amy wants a baby. Source
3. Amy may have to be drug tested before hitting up the Grammys. Source
4. Amy Goes Bananas on a photog. Source
5. Now there’s video evidence of Amy smoking crack. Source
6. Amy goes to rehab. Source
7. Amy’s got a nasty rash. Source
8. Amy snorts booze. Source
9. Amy’s skin isn’t getting any better. Source
10. Amy goes nude for charity. source
11. Amy’s new album is delayed. Source
12. Amy’s dropped from performing at a charity event. Source
13. Coke could be causing Amy’s skin problems but she can’t stop. She’s scared Black won’t want her if she doesn’t clear up that rash. Source
14. Amy is arrested for assault. Source
15. Amy’s dad wants to lock her up.
More Details…
Mitch Winehouse told News of the World that his daughter needs to be sectioned (institutionalized). He said: “I want her sectioned. The situation is getting out of control. I want her off the street.” Dismissing another stint in rehab, Mitch said: “I don’t think being somewhere for six weeks is going to cure her problems. I think it needs far more radical measures. We will take the bull by the horns and deal with it. I’ve been on the phone to Amy’s manager in Los Angeles and he’s starting things rolling. They are going to be speaking to doctors, psychologists and everything else. I want Amy to be somewhere where she will be safe and where no harm can come to her. Obviously as her dad I will try and do what’s best for her. Unfortunately, what I think is best for Amy and what she thinks is best for her are two different things. Source

Angela Basset Joining Cast of ER

Angela Basset will be a regular on ER next season. She’ll play a tough as nails attending who has a shady past. She’s come home to Chicago after a few years doing charity work in Indonesia. “Angela is a wonderfully talented actress whom I’ve long hoped to work with,” said “ER” executive producer John Wells. (Source)
I hope she’ll spice things up for ER before it goes off the air next season. I quit that show after they killed off Dr. Greene with that damn brain cancer.

Britney Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Brit the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now.
1. Brit holds kids hostage. Source
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing. Source
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away. Source
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil. Source
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib. Source
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention. Source
7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears. Source
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan. Source
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing pregnancy a pregnancy test. Source
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan. Source
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lufti…It doesn’t go well. Source
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center. Source
13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days. Source
14. Brit’s house has been robbed. Source
15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lufti has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him. Source
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician. Source
17. Brit teaches kids in dance class. Source
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids. Source
19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit. Source
20. Sam Lufti has been served a restraining order. Source
21. Brit's boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source
22. Brit gets to see her kids. Source
23. Brit’s acting normal. Source
24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills). Source
25. Britney teaches another dance class. Source
26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source
27. Brit's kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source
28. Brit’s got a stalker. Source
29. Brit Gets a Gig. Source
30. Brit in 2D! Source
31. Brit gets an allowance. Source
32. Brit has been offered $4 Mil to lip-sync. Source
33. Brits got not love for Kabbala. Source
34. Brit get’s hospital workers canned. . Source
35. Brit’s first pics on “How I Met Your Mother”. Source
36. Brit’s opening up a dance studio. Source
37. Brit’s bro is taking charge of her businesses. Source
38. Britney on How I met Your mother: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4 and Source 5
39.Daddy’s loosening Brit’s leash. Source
40. Brit’s appearing at the Kids’ Choice Awards? Source
41. Brit’s getting her own sitcom?Source
42. Brit gets her coolo warshed out. Source
43. Brit is offered a gig with Peta. Source
44. Brit may reunite with her old manager Larry Rudolph. Source
45. Brit to design clothes? Source
46. A comeback tour for Brit?! Source
47. Brit’s flab is loved by Moby. Source
48. Papa Spears has convinced JT to come see Brit.Source
49. Brit donates $25K to Idol Gives Back. Source
50. Neil Patrick Harris says “No thanks” to another Brit appearance on his show. Source!
51. Chaotic…Part Deux?!!?Source
52. Brit gets into a fender bender. Source
53. Brit writes apology to K-Fed. Source
Brit’s been documenting her lunacy. Source
54. The restraining order against Sam Lufti has been extended. Source
55. Bills Bills Bills for Brit Brit Brit. Source
56. Brit’s getting in shape for a tour. Source
57. Birt and K-Fed are caught Kissing. Source
58. Brit get’s slammed for treatment of animals.Source
59. Brit is confirmed to be on How I Met Your Mother again.
More Details…
Brit will be appearing as Abby on How I Met Your Mother on their May 12th episode.
Episode Synopsis: "Everything Must Go”: "Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common, their mutual hatred of Ted. The new 'couple' decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face. Desperate to get a rise out of his former pal, Barney pops a surprising question to Abby." Source
60. Court report details Brit’s progress.
More Details…
Child Custody Evaluation that’s several hundred pages, was filed with the court in the Brit and Kevin’s custody battle. According to sources that spoke to TMZ the report is a “mixed bag” and says both positive and negative things about Brit. Source

Coco Pic of the Day

Hmm...Well, the doctor does say that you should air it out every once in a while.

Random Pics

This looks uncomfortable, unsanitary, and unhealthy. Remove thy pants and free thy soul! Jada! Knock it off with that stupid do you’ve been rocking! You’re really hurting my feelings. Oh behave!!!
I'mma have to call my moma to send Zoe some hearty stew. This is an emergency.Everytime I see her…I say ‘ilk’ out loud. Is that strange? Sarah from Da Band…wonder where she got the money to buy new chachis?

Officers Involved in Sean Bell Shooting Go Free

Since…
I don’t like getting political,
I try to keep the Manifesto as light and fluffy as possible,
and…I get vertigo from standing on a soap box…I’ll refrain from editorializing this post. I did, however, think that it was necessary to at least put the information out there. If you would like to comment, please feel free my friends. I'm curious to see how you feel about this.

Here’s what the newsies are saying:
NY Daily News
The three cops who killed Sean Bell on his wedding day in a 50-bullet barrage were cleared of all charges Friday - sparking tears inside the courtroom and anger on the streets outside. “The defendants are not guilty of all charges,” Queens Supreme Court Justice Arthur Cooperman declared. “The burden was on the people to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. Each defendant was assumed to be innocent.” Cooperman said justification was used as a defense, he had to consider the “mindset of the defendants, not the victims. What the victims did, was more important to resolve the issues at hand than what was in their minds.”
Oliver, who fired 31 times and reloaded once, and Isnora, who fired 11 times, had been charged with manslaughter, felony assault and reckless endangerment. They faced up to 25 years in prison if convicted on all charges. Cooper, who fired four times, faced up to a year in jail if convicted of reckless endangerment. None of the detectives testified, although their grand jury testimony was read out loud at the trial. Sean Bell’s father, William, said he would call on the feds to try the cops for violating his son’s civil rights if they were acquitted.
Bell, a 23-year-old father of two, was killed on Nov. 25, 2006 near the Queens strip club where he’d just had his bachelor bash. His friends, Joseph Guzman and Trent Benefield, were badly wounded when the cops opened fire on Bell’s car.
NY Times:
Several supporters of Mr. Bell stormed out of the courtroom, and a few small scuffles followed outside the courthouse. By midafternoon, there were no suggestions of any broader unrest around the city. Mr. Bell’s family and fiancée left without making any comments and drove to visit his grave at the Nassau Knolls Cemetery and Memorial Park in Port Washington.
The verdict comes 17 months to the day since the Nov. 25, 2006, shooting of Mr. Bell, 23, and his friends, Joseph Guzman and Trent Benefield, outside the Club Kalua in Jamaica, Queens, hours before Mr. Bell was to be married.
It was delivered in a packed courtroom. Mr. Bell’s family sat silently as Justice Cooperman spoke from the bench. Behind them, a woman was heard to ask, “Did he just say, ‘Not guilty?’ ” Detective Oliver and the two other defendants, Detectives Gescard F. Isnora and Marc Cooper, were escorted out a side doorway as court adjourned.
NY Post:
The detectives, who did not testify on their own behalf during the trial, could still face departmental charges, as could Lt. Gary Napoli, the supervisor in charge of the undercover unit the night of the shooting

The officers are pictured below:
Gescar Disnora
Michael Oliver
Marc Cooper

No Ladies for MJ!

Wacko Jacko is makin' sweet music again and he’s really serious about it. He’s banned his kids from the studio and sworn off of women (snicker, snicker, chortle, cackle):
“Michael is producing the album himself and then will sell it to a record company when he’s finished.” To maintain the utmost concentration, “Michael has banned his kids from the recording studio. He realizes this is very important and doesn’t want any distractions.” Jacko has also sworn off women for the time being, despite never seeming to care much for them anyway. Jackson - who supposedly had been seeing his children’s nanny, Grace Rwaramba - told pals, “He’s not going to be involved in any personal relationships with women until he gets this record done. He’s dumped the nanny - she’s not around any more.” Source
I swoon!

Uncle Wesley's Goin' in the Clink

Even though his lawyers spent all day offering up letters from family friends and famous folks attesting to how great he is the judge still threw the book at him. He was given the maximum sentence of three years in jail.
“In my mind these are serious crimes, albeit misdemeanors,” Hodges said.
“I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance,” Snipes said.
Snipes said his wealth and celebrity attracted “wolves and jackals like flies are attracted to meat.” He called himself “well-intentioned, but miseducated.” Source
Silly Negro! Tricks are for kids! You’re bout to get locked up and are still throwin' excuses. For shame!

Catfight: My Money is on Wendy

Wendy’s new TV talk show is apparently going up against Tyra’s show, and Wendy will be on either right before or directly after Tyra's program. According to SOHH Tyra isn’t feeling this at all.
Oh Tyra…Leave Miss Wendy alone. She’s got enough to worry about with you throwing bitch fits.

Another One Bites the Dust

About a month ago I talked about that Enquirer article saying star and her hubby were callin it quits. Well finally, its been confirmed that they’re getting a divorece.
She released a statement that reads: “Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.” source
I hear Al’s trying to milk her for as much cash as he can get. I know she’s a lawyer and all and probably will fight him to the death and court. But if I were here I would pay sistagirl off just in case he decides to get his dancing, singing gang of sprites to jump her.

Spitsville for Garry Colman

Gary “40-year-old Virgin’ Coleman and Shannon “Big Gums” Price are headed to Divorce Court…yea, like the show:
Today on a special two-part session of Divorce Court, 80’s child star Gary Coleman and his new wife Shannon have come to Divorce Court seeking Judge Toler’s advice on their troubled marriage before it’s too late. Gary says he met Shannon on a movie set and was glad to know Shannon did not know who he was when they first met. Shannon proposed a year later after an argument. Gary is in love with Shannon and calls her his star protector. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s anger issues and blames her for anything that goes wrong and is sick of playing the blame game. Source
Every time I look at that picture I get so sad inside. I guess it’s all for the best…before any offspring could result from this doomed union.

Cus She's Real

J-Lo will have a new reality show debuting on TLC. She says
“It will be a special journey. I’m launching my fragrance and working on a movie.” J.Lo revealed she went through a very creative process while pregnant, and might even consider running a triathlon now that her babies are born. Source
The press release from TLC says that it “deliver a slice of (Lopez’s) life that audiences have never seen before, as she takes on her career and launches a new fragrance while trying to juggle her new responsibilities as a first time mom,” but it sounds like the network is the only one mentioning her role as a mother. Source
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Snoreville! This will NOT be on list of new shows to DVR.

Dear God, It's Me, Foxy

So a Catholic mass was held in Foxy Brown’s honor the other day at St. Paul’s the Apostle Church. She’s a Baptist but I guess it’s all good in the name of God. Anywho, when she arrived (late) she copped a squat to pray (and be photographed) and then went to the churches gift shop. After racking up a $200 tab she claimed she forgot her money in her other purse and eventually her bodyguard paid the bill. Source
1. Don’t make a mockery of religion. It’s rude to God and he’ll get your ass for it.
2. Show up on time and leave your paparazzi outside! It’s rude to God and he’ll get your ass for it.
3. Don’t lie (she knew she didn’t have any money), especially not in church. It’s rude as hell to God and he’ll get your ass for it.
Thank you…Aaaaaahmeeeeeeeen.

Amy Watch 2008

So I’m gonna do cousin Amy like I do cousin Brit Brit. We will enumerate and detail her ups and downs throughout the year. Hopefully by keeping a running tab she’ll be able to see the error of her ways and straighten up. She reads the Manifesto daily…(OK so that was a lie…and now I’m ashamed).

(Pauses to pray for forgiveness)

Also, as with Brit, I will try my best to only post pics of her when she was pretty…well not as scary. Deal? Here we go...
1. Amy is into the darkies. Source
2. Amy wants a baby. Source
3. Amy may have to be drug tested before hitting up the Grammys. Source
4. Amy Goes Bananas on a photog. Source
5. Now there’s video evidence of Amy smoking crack. Source
6. Amy goes to rehab. Source
7. Amy’s got a nasty rash. Source
8. Amy snorts booze. Source
9. Amy’s skin isn’t getting any better. Source
10. Amy goes nude for charity. source
11. Amy’s new album is delayed. Source
12. Amy’s dropped from performing at a charity event. Source
13. Coke could be causing Amy’s skin problems but she cant stop. She’s scared Black won’t want her if she doesn’t clear up that rash. Source
14. Amy is arrested for assault.
More Details…
Amy allegedly head butted a man after he tried to hail her a cab Tuesday Night. She then reportedly punched another man in the face early Wednesday morning. She was arrested when she voluntarily went into the police station for questioning. Source

Chris Tucker Dodging Child Support?

Allegedly Chris Tucker is a dead beat daddy:
“Chris Tucker is facing a legal battle with a woman who claims he is the ‘deadbeat father’ of her two-year-old daughter. Gail Webb is demanding child support payments from the 35-year-old comedian, claiming the pair dated for years before he disappeared as soon as they discovered she was pregnant with little Krista Jane.She says, ‘I just want help with Krista and want her to know her father. If Chris Tucker wants to go to court, I welcome the opportunity to show the world what a big liar - and deadbeat father - he really is.’ But the Rush Hour star maintains he has never even met his accuser.” Source
I hope this is like that Michael Jordan case where the lady is just plain crazy, cus I really loves me some Chris tucker…buggy eyes and all. I’d be dead at him if he wasn’t taking care of his responsibilities.