Friday, May 30, 2008
Hot Links!
Drea De Mateo says acting on “Joey” ruined her career. NY Timies
Diddy is getting it on with Sharon Stone? Bossip
Pamela shows us her twiddle again. Egotastic.
Amy Winehouse wears diapers. Sorta NSFW Celebslam
Michael Lohan never said Lindsay was a lezzy - ICYDK
Xzibit’s Newborn Son Passes Away Celebrity Baby Scoop
Porn star Mary Carey’s got a new look. Bastardly
Melanie Brown’s Ass in Bikini (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Kid Rock is done with Hollywood relationships Gabby Babble
Lindsay Lohan Lashes Out at Perez Evil Beet
Labels: Hot Links
Random Pics
No really, what the hell happened to Lil Kim’s face?
Um…
Mimi INSISTS on upsetting me.
Labels: Random Pics
Finally an Admission!
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child.
"This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family." Source
Ha. Yea I wasn’t so sure she was pregnant until I saw the above pic. And then I said “Ummm Hmmm” in a disapproving old black church lady tone.
Labels: Ashlee Simpson, Baby Doppler, Pete Wentz
Update: Gary Dourdan Gets Thrown in the Clink
Shiftless Negro. They shoulda thrown his ass in jail.
Labels: Gary Dourdan, Let's Get High, Locked Up
Madge Gets to Keep Her Nigra
"It was a big struggle, and I didn't understand it," she said. "But in the end I rationalized that, when a woman has a child and goes through natural childbirth, she suffers an enormous amount." Source
Well good for her, savin'the lil black chilluns is to be commended. I’m a bit upset with her though. I’ve written her numerous letters asking that she adopt me. I even sent her a picture. But still no response.
Labels: Madonna
Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous
When I see LeBron James on the cover of Vogue, I just think, Amazing talent. I don’t get King Kong. When I see Gisele, I see beautiful, stunning Gisele. I didn’t see it as anything more than two humans who are excellent at what they do. Is Tyra Banks overrated?
Labels: Andre J.
Amy Watch 2008
1. Amy is into the darkies. Source
2. Amy wants a baby. Source
3. Amy may have to be drug tested before hitting up the Grammys. Source
4. Amy Goes Bananas on a photog. Source
5. Now there’s video evidence of Amy smoking crack. Source
6. Amy goes to rehab. Source
7. Amy’s got a nasty rash. Source
8. Amy snorts booze. Source
9. Amy’s skin isn’t getting any better. Source
10. Amy goes nude for charity. source
11. Amy’s new album is delayed. Source
12. Amy’s dropped from performing at a charity event. Source
13. Coke could be causing Amy’s skin problems but she can’t stop. She’s scared Black won’t want her if she doesn’t clear up that rash. Source
14. Amy is arrested for assault. Source
15. Amy’s dad wants to lock her up. Source
16. Amy is leaving her record label. Source
17. Mark Ronson says that Amy’s not fit to work. Source
18. Amy is arrested for crack video. Source
19. Amy makes London gridlock a lot more interesting. Source
20. Amy will be working with fellow druggy Pete Doherty. Source21. Amy is off the hook for the crack video. Source
22. Amy’s fam wants everyone to back off. Source
23. She’s going back to rehab! Woot! Source
24. Amy’s face is still effed up.
More Details…
DailyMail.co.uk
Her skin is looking more nastical than ever these days. I suggest possibly throwing acid on it and giving it a good scrub down with a steel brush.
Labels: 730, Amy Winehouse
The Nariah Train Rolls On
They were at dinner at Gyu-Kaku in LA when she had to tinkle. “She told Nick to escort her to the bathroom,” a witness at the restaurant on May 12 tells In Touch. “He walked here there, then waited outside the door. It was like he was on her security team.”
Insiders say that since the two married in the Bahamas on April 30, Nick seems more like Mariah’s employee than her spouse. “She treats Nick like an assistant,” says a friend of Mariah’s. “He’s not treated like her equal or her husband.” Nick also seems to be at Mariah’s beck and call. “He’s very attentive to her,” his pal… Kevin Frazier tells In Touch. Source
Mimi should be careful. If he’s into it then I guess it’s cool. But something tells me he’s gonna get sick of being treated like her personal assistant. Shaming your man into a subservient role is a sure fire way to get your block knocked off.
Labels: Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon
Britney Watch 2008
1. Brit holds kids hostage. Source
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing. Source
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away. Source
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil. Source
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib. Source
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention. Source
7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears. Source
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan. Source
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing a pregnancy test. Source
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan. Source
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lufti…It doesn’t go well. Source
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center. Source
13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days. Source
14. Brit’s house has been robbed. Source
15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lufti has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him. Source
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician. Source
17. Brit teaches kids in dance class. Source
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids. Source
19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit. Source
20. Sam Lufti has been served a restraining order. Source
21. Brit's boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source
22. Brit gets to see her kids. Source
23. Brit’s acting normal. Source
24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills). Source
25. Britney teaches another dance class. Source
26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source
27. Brit's kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source
28. Brit’s got a stalker. Source
29. Brit Gets a Gig. Source
30. Brit in 2D! Source
31. Brit gets an allowance. Source
32. Brit has been offered $4 Mil to lip-sync. Source
33. Brits got not love for Kabbala. Source
34. Brit get’s hospital workers canned. . Source
35. Brit’s first pics on “How I Met Your Mother”. Source
36. Brit’s opening up a dance studio. Source
37. Brit’s bro is taking charge of her businesses. Source
38. Britney on How I met Your Mother: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4 and Source 5
39. Daddy’s loosening Brit’s leash. Source
40. Brit’s appearing at the Kids’ Choice Awards? Source
41. Brit’s getting her own sitcom? Source
42. Brit gets her coolo warshed out. Source
43. Brit is offered a gig with Peta. Source
44. Brit may reunite with her old manager Larry Rudolph. Source
45. Brit to design clothes? Source
46. A comeback tour for Brit?! Source
47. Brit’s flab is loved by Moby. Source
48. Papa Spears has convinced JT to come see Brit. Source
49. Brit donates $25K to Idol Gives Back. Source
50. Neil Patrick Harris says “No thanks” to another Brit appearance on his show. Source!
51. Chaotic…Part Deux?!!?Source
52. Brit gets into a fender bender. Source
53. Brit writes apology to K-Fed. Source
Brit’s been documenting her lunacy. Source
54. The restraining order against Sam Lufti has been extended. Source
55. Bills Bills Bills for Brit Brit Brit. Source
56. Brit’s getting in shape for a tour. Source
57. Brit and K-Fed are caught kissing. Source
58. Brit get’s slammed for treatment of animals.Source
59. Brit is confirmed to be on How I Met Your Mother again. Source
60. Court report details Brit’s progress. Source
61. Brit lounges at the gym in nothing but a towel. Source
62. Brit goes back to Louisiana for her sister’s baby shower. Source
63. Pics of Brit on the set of How I Met Your Mother.Source
64. Brit get’s expanded visitation rights. Source
65. Brit’s preggers?! Source66. Brit’s on vaca with Mel Gibson. Source
66. Pics of Brit in Costa Rica fuel pregnancy rumors.source
67. Brit’s got a sex tape? Source
68. Brit’s planning a Vegas performance.Source
69. Brit’s Daddy quits his job to be her full time conservator. Source
70. Brit may have a new boyfriend.
More Details…
According to the Daily Mail Brit may be getting it on with her agent Jason Trawick. She went to Mel Gibson’s Costa Rican estate with him and was also spotted having dinner together over the past few months. Source
I don’t see the big deal. I mean, he is her agent. He should be as involved as possible in her life, no? Especially since she needs some babysitting these days.
71. Brit’s headed to Broadway?
More details…
Britney is supposedly in talks to play Sandy in “Grease”. A source tells British newspaper Metro, "The producers were bouncing around the idea of casting Britney in the role of Sandy. "They're recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific." Source
Labels: 730, Britney Spears
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Flavor of Love 3: Reunion Recap
They go back to the night of the Flavorette roast and bring back Sommore to talk to some of the girls (be mindful that it seems like she only talks to Ice but the other interviews she did were cut out). Ice comes up and basically reiterates that she still thinks Flav is ugly and would never get with him.
He says "Yea she's real and the show wasn't for her...that's why she got illiminated."
Apparently being on the show hasn’t helped her radio career cus she’s still working at Hooters. But at least her tips are better.
It’s time for a Shy recap. Grab your tic tacs!
She says that being on the show has hurt her career. She cant get casting calls cus people know her for her stank breath. She still hasn’t had any work done on her teeth. But the one positive thing that has come from it is her chance to talk to schools about sarcodosis (her mother died from it). Prancer skates up (yes she's wearing the infamous skates) to speak. But she pretty much sits there weeping as Shy talks about the disease. Excuse me I need to call my mama. Hotlanta recap time! Grab a glass of champagne, or wine, or Cisco (something tells me she doesn't discriminate). She says that she drank cus she was on vacation. She didn’t have to wake up to get her kids off to school and there was nothing else to do. She talks about being called out at the feux wedding ceremony and Flav not defending her. She leaves the stage giving Flav a handshake.
Sinceer time! It’s like an AA meeting!
Her flashback pretty much shows all the conniving she’s been doing all season. She’s been trying to down the other girls instead of get to know Flav. In response to the drinking she did on the show she says, "When I party I party. I don’t wanna get halfway faded. I want the whole shebang." Then when asked about the fight she had with Bunz (the one where Bunz said "yo mama!" and she retorted with "yo mama dead" not knowing Bunz's mama was a quadriplegic or something) she refused to apologize. This erupts into another fight. At which point we find out that Sinceer has two kids at home. Hold up! How is all these bitches just leavin' dey damn kids at home to chase after Flav and his non existent money? Stop droppin' yo kids off at gram-ma and nay-nay house! Shoot. Anyway she calms down to shed a few crocodile tears over loosing Flav and someone calls her on it. What happens? She starts singing the “Shut the fuck up!” remix. Yea…
Onto the Sinceer/Seezinz Beef… Seezinz comes up on stage and they’re immediately fighting. It almost comes to blows…but doesn’t (so disappointing). Flav breaks it up and tells them hoes to SIT DOWN.
Black may have come into the house late but she certainly made waves. Anywho, she comes up and explains her quietness at the final elimination. She says that she’s shy and it’s hard for her to express her feelings. She says that she shared her feelings with Flav off camera.
They show Round Thing in the audience and she's lost weight. In fact, I don't think I can really tell her and Stick Thing apart anymore.
He brings Karma and Liz out. PS-both karma and Liz are beautiful. He says he had her in front of him the whole time. He turns to Liz and says something about not wanting anyone but her. The he hops down on one knee and asks her, “Will you marry me?”
Before saying yes, she says “finally” in a completely unaffected voice.
The end!
Click here for all my Flavor of Love 3 Posts.
Labels: Flavor of Love 3, Recap
Hot Links!
Diddy Does Cannes on a Budget Livesteez
Lindsay Lohan was spotted making out with her gal pal 'friend' DJ Samantha Ronson! yeeeah!
Usher says reports of his breakup are false. US Magazine
Who has Hugh Hefner approved to play him in a biopic named 'Playboy'? In Case You Didn't Know
The search for Paris Hilton's new BFF is on. Mollygood.
Did Eva Mendes go to rehab or was she just doing research? The Blemish
ANTM Cycle 4 Winner Naima got booked. Gasp! Oh No They Didn’t
Oprah Winfrey plans to go vegan for 3 weeks. MSNBC.
Labels: Hot Links
Flashin' Lights Redeux?
So apparently there’s more than one version of the Flashing Lights video. There are three. In addition to the Rita “I sell my used panties on the net” G version there’s the above version, and a yet to be released version. Check it out at your own risk. I’m currently experiencing a grand mal seizure from looking at it. Excuse me whilst I go swallow my tongue.
Labels: Kanye West
He's Confident if Nothing Else
Well good for him. Unlike Rihanna I have a little more faith in his acting. I loved "Roll Bounce". Yea, that’s right! I loved it! So there! Say somethin’!
Labels: Bow Wow
Diddy Knows How to Treat the Ladies
Wow, that sucks…oh well, I guess she’s getting a taste of her own medicine.
When I first heard this I thought something sounded a little fishy. I mean I can see Diddy and Eddie hookin' up before I can see Diddy and Tracey but whatevs. No sooner than that question mark was planted in my mind both Tracey and Diddy’s camps spoke out to say that the UK tabloid completely made the story up.
Whew! Thank god. I really would have felt bad for Tracey. Always the beard, never the bride.
Labels: Couples Alert, Diddy, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, Naomi Campbell, Tracey Edmonds
Oh Word?
Why God? WHY!? My blood pressure can't take ish like this.
Labels: Court Date, R. Kelly, Random Rediculousness
Terrance Howard, You So Crazy
“‘She’s supposedly in love with some guy. I made her break up with him and I’ve threatened to kill him. I was like, you picked a green fruit from the tree that’s far from ripe.”He tells his Aubrey, “I’ve set a lot of things aside for you, but those things are only yours as long as you’re obedient to me.” He adds, “She’s OK now. Though, I’m sure he’s still kind of her boyfriend. This summer I’ll take her off to another country where her phone won’t work, and he’ll start dating someone else.” Source
Oh how silly parents can be sometimes. What he doesn’t realize is that by trying to keep lil Aubrey in his man purse and not letting her out he’s creating a disaster. Kids of over protective parents end up being the worst of all. That girl will be pregnant or in rehab before her 18th birthday. Mark my words! God bless him for trying.
Labels: Terrence Howard
Blair Bites Back
Labels: Blair Underwood
Amy Watch 2008
1. Amy is into the darkies. Source
2. Amy wants a baby. Source
3. Amy may have to be drug tested before hitting up the Grammys. Source
4. Amy Goes Bananas on a photog. Source
5. Now there’s video evidence of Amy smoking crack. Source
6. Amy goes to rehab. Source
7. Amy’s got a nasty rash. Source
8. Amy snorts booze. Source
9. Amy’s skin isn’t getting any better. Source
10. Amy goes nude for charity. source
11. Amy’s new album is delayed. Source
12. Amy’s dropped from performing at a charity event. Source
13. Coke could be causing Amy’s skin problems but she can’t stop. She’s scared Black won’t want her if she doesn’t clear up that rash. Source
14. Amy is arrested for assault. Source
15. Amy’s dad wants to lock her up. Source
16. Amy is leaving her record label. Source
17. Mark Ronson says that Amy’s not fit to work. Source
18. Amy is arrested for crack video. Source
19. Amy makes London gridlock a lot more interesting. Source
20. Amy will be working with fellow druggy Pete Doherty. Source21. Amy is off the hook for the crack video. Source
22. Amy’s fam wants everyone to back off. Source
23. She’s going back to rehab! Woot!
More Details…
The Sun is reporting that Amy is heading back to rehab…this time in Israel. One of her doctors thinks that alcoholism is a neurological problem and that after a “very short, and intensive and effective treatment” in Israel she’ll be good as new.
Eliezer Cohen, the chairman of Israel’s Anti-Drug Authority told the Jewish Chronicle: “Amy’s people spoke to a renowned Israeli institution and an Israeli professor who conducts a very special and effective method. She has requested to come to him to do this method, since it’s a method that is suitable for her.”
Andre Waismann, who will treat Amy, said: “All of my patients are discharged healthy and no longer dependent. There is a misunderstanding about drug addiction. People think it is a social and psychological problem, but it’s a neurological problem.
“Whether it’s Amy Winehouse or anyone else, it is a privilege to be able to treat anyone who is opiate-dependent, and allow them to live a normal life.” Source
If this doesn’t work what’s next Chinese water torture? Shock therapy? An exorcism? Aye, Aye, Aye, as long as it doesn’t make her worse off then I guess we can consider it a win, no?
Labels: 730, Amy Winehouse
Rihanna Wants to Act Now
Eh, I don’t know. I’m not one who really believes in a triple or double threat for that matter. When you can do one thing…stick to it. And the one thing she can supposedly do, sing, leaves a bit to be desired. I think someone needs to pull back the reigns on this acting bug she seems to have caught before we have another Carmen: A Hip-Hopera.
Labels: New Movies, Rihanna
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Coco Pic of the Day
PS- Coco and Ice will be signing autographs at the Comic Book Convention on June 5th and 6th. It’s being held at Penn Pavilion.
Labels: Coco Pic of the Day
Video of the Day
This song/video/group is awesome on so many levels.
1. It was featured on the Boomerang soundtrack…one of my favorite movies of all time.
2. PM Dawn sings it…um can we say George Clinton meets Busta Rhymes. Who was their stylist?!?!
3. The low blue lights and water puts me at peace…and also kinda makes me want to pee.
4. I’m convinced that the main singer may actually be my friend John. John had locks at some point in his life and they pretty much have the same face. John..if that’s you, it’s OK, you can tell me.
5. The synchronized dancing….It doesn’t appear until the 4:00 mark but it’s well worth the wait.
Labels: Video of the Day
Hot Links!
R. Kelly’s trial has begun. Canoe
Tila Tequila singing about doing all types of nasty stuff (fastforeward to 1:49) (NSFW). Hollywoodtuna
Mariah’s becoming a nagging wife already. Celebslam
Joss Stone lesbian kiss. Egotastic.
Whitney Houston is cleared of drug charges. Starpulse
Angelina Jolie’s drug video from years ago has hit the web. Pop on the Pop
Owen moves on from Kate with the help of a stripper. SocialiteLife
Kristi Yamaguchi wins Dancing With the Stars. Starpulse
Jay-Z will represent the NJ Nets in the NBA Drafft Livesteez
Nas changes the name of his new album from Nigger to… Livesteez
Meet a Top Model conartist. M.I.S.S. Crew
Janet is going on tour. Livesteez
Michael’s Latest Single! Bossip
Labels: Hot Links
Random Pics
Labels: Random Pics