Coco Pic of the Day

You can check out more pics taken with Coco's personal camera at her website: http://www.cocosworld.com/

Random Pics

To have popped out twins she’s not looking half bad. A regular body to match her ordinary face…fitting.

His pants look painful. Excuse me whilst I pray that his balls make it though this ordeal unscathed.

Swizz Beats ex Mashonda is killin it in this pic. Eat your heart out Swiizz!

Might his lips be pursed? All he needs is some gloss and body glitter. Behave!

Get Yo Hand Outta My Pocket!

What started off as a friendly split has slowly turned into quite a nasty and pricey divorce. Russell has been ordered to pay $480,000 a year in child support. That’s $20,000 a month for each of his two little ones, Ming Lee and Aoki Lee. He has been granted visitation which includes having the girls every eighth week for a week long.
In addition to child support he’ll have to shell out $18k a month for the upkeep of the New Jersey home that he and Kimora lived in, until it’s sold. AAAAAND he has to provide Kiki with a car every two years…valued at NO LESS than $60,000. Source
Greedy for no damn reason…SMH. If I were Russell I’d buy her ass something like this

...And see how much she likes it. Humph!
(View the official court documents here.)

New Fashion Comin' Your Way

Janet is set to launch her own line of lingerie. She announced that she’s planning on doing a line of unmentionables but didn’t give any specific details. When asked about the nature of her collection all she said was, “I'm working on it." SourceNow that she's wrapped up the Roca Wear campaign, singer Ciara has signed a contract with the world famous Wilhelmina modeling agency .
"Modeling has always been one of my aspirations. But I was insecure about my height. I thought I was 5'7" but I just found out that I'm 5'8" so I'm really excited about that."
In addition to modeling Ciara is also working with Steve & Barry’s department store to design an affordable line that is expressive of her personal style.
"I have a couple of cool things that I'm working on. The coolest thing about Steve & Barry's is they cater to everyday people. I won't say that my line will be like theirs, I want to stay true to who I am, but most importantly it has to be affordable." Source
Her album is coming out in the fall, she’s staring in Mama I Want to Sing, and now she’s taking the fashion world by storm. Gotta respect her ambition!

Mini Me Shows off His Mini Me

Yes friends, what you see above is a still from Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer’s sex tape. The tape that features Verne and his former live-in girlfriend is being sold by a third party and may garner as much as $100K. Source
What?!?! Midget sex!?!? It just isn’t possible. I must get my hands on this tape. I wont believe it till I see it with my own eyes. Midgets are like unicorns or goblins or jackolopes. Jackalopes don’t have sex and neither do midgets!

Wuchu In For? '07-'08

1. Wesley Snipes-Tax evasion. Source
2. Mickey Rourke-DUI on a Vespa. Source
3. Boy George-false imprisonment. Source
4. Barry Bonds-perjury and obstruction of justice. Source
5. Baby-guns and drug possession. Source
6. Vivica Fox-DUI. SOURCE
7. Amy Winehouse-interfering with her husband’s case. Source
8. Glen Rice-felony battery. Source
9. O.J. Simpson-Witness tampering. Source
10. Chauncey Black-failure to pay child support, failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge and grand larceny. Source
11. Neyo-reckless driving and driving without a license. Source
12. Snoop Dogg-possession of marijuana. Source
13. J. Holiday-drug possession. Source
14. Dawn Wells (Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island)-driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Source
15. Naomi Campbell-assault on a police officer. Source
16. Vanilla Ice-domestic battery. Source
17. Gary Dourdan-drug possession. Source
18. Nicole Bell, Al Sharpton and other protesters-disorderly conduct. Source
19. DMX-animal cruelty and drug possession. Source
20. Shante Broadus-drug possession. Source
21. Nate Dogg-making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license. Source
22. DMX-not having a valid driver’s license. Source
23. Jacob ‘The Jeweler’ Araboy-falsifying records and giving false statements in a federal case. More Details…
Jacob the Jeweler was sentenced to 2.5 years in the federal pen on Tuesday for falsifying records and giving false statements to federal prosecutors looking into a multi state drug ring. The feds thought that Jacob was involved in money laundering. And along with at least 41 others conspired to launder $270 million in drug money for the “Black Mafia Family”. Jacob could have gotten more time but the money laundering charges were dropped and the judge took into account Jake’s far-reaching charity work. Source

BET Awards 2008

Sorry I didnt do a fullblown recap and ish but quite frankly I plain didn't feel like it. There was too much tomfoolery going on for me to comment on so yea, it is what it is. I've included some performances and winners. That should be good enough. Payce.

Chris Brown & Ciara


Rihanna


Alicia Keys, SWV, EnVogue, TLC


Usher


T-Pain, Flo-Rida, Rick Ross, DJ Khaled & Ludacris


Lil' Wayne


NeYo



BET Awards 2008 Winners:

Video of the Year: UGK featuring Outkast, “International Player’s Anthem (I Choose You)”
Best Male R&B Artist: Chris Brown
Best Female R&B Artist: Alicia Keys
Best Male Hip-Hop Artist: Kanye West
Best Female Hip-Hop Artist: Missy Elliott
Best Gospel Artist: Marvin Sapp
Best New Artist: The-Dream
Best Group: UGK
Best Collaboration: Kanye West featuring T-Pain, “Good Life”
Best Video Director: Erykah Badu and Mr. Roboto
Viewers’ Choice Award: Lil Wayne featuring Static, “Lollipop”
BET J Award: Raheem DeVaughn
Best Actor: Denzel Washington
Best Actress: Halle Berry
Female Athlete of the Year: Candace Parker
Male Athlete of the Year: Kobe Bryant

Political Poop '08

Tuesday night on Fox News, Karl Rove said “I will say yes, I do think Barack Obama is arrogant." That statement stems from one the day before when when ABC News quoted him telling Republicans that Obama is "coolly arrogant."
"Even if you never met him, you know this guy," he said at a Capitol Hill breakfast, according to ABC. "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone."
When he was asked about the above comments he refused to “get into” the topic. Source
Arrogant? Maybe. Confident? Sure. But this sounds like a case of the junior high school nerd in Rove acting out. Is he expressing disdain for the type of guy he suggests Obama is? Or is he instead showing that he’s a mite bit jealous that he'll never be that type of guy?

More Obamapoolooza...

Pic via Sandra Rose
Barack is facing possible infidelity rumors on the heels of a statement made by actress Scarlett Johansson. She said that she ‘regularly’ communicates with the senator via e-mail. Obama, however, shut that down. He says that there was only one email exchange:
“She sent one email to Reggie (his assistant), who forwarded it to me. I (wrote) saying, ‘Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do’, and suddenly we have this email relationship.” Source
I hope he learned his lesson. I know he wants to be the ‘cool’ guy, schmoozing with celebs and whatnot. But situations like this one can quickly get out of hand. He better hope she’s not anything like her Match Point character. That heifer was craaaaaaaaazy.

In Other Poop...

Adviser Charlie Black, in comments to Fortune magazine, said that a terrorist attack would help McCain’s campaign. Now he’s taking those statements back.

He was quoted originally as saying:
"The assassination of Benazir Bhutto in December was an "unfortunate event. But his knowledge and ability to talk about it reemphasized that this is the guy who's ready to be Commander-in-Chief. And it helped us." As would, Black concedes with startling candor after we raise the issue, another terrorist attack on U.S. soil. "Certainly it would be a big advantage to him," says Black.

But now he’s back peddling:
"They (the statements) were inappropriate. I recognize that John McCain has devoted his entire life to protecting his country."

McCain’s response?
"It's not true. I've worked tirelessly since 9/11 to prevent another attack on the United States of America. My record is very clear."

To suggest that McCain can show the country that he’s Captain America by maintaining in the face of another terrorist attack is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. I’m quite sure we’ll never forget 9/11. Ergo, we don’t need any reminders. The focus should be on preventing an attack, no? As a citizen of this fine country (cough, chortle, laugh) I’d appreciate that way more. Thanks! Source

Mandela Bans Naomi Campbell From His Birthday Party

Nelson Mandela banned Naomi Campbell from his 90th birthday celebration. The two have been close for years and Naomi has even refered to Nelson as her grandfather. But and however, he’s so embarrassed by her bitchery that he doesn’t want her present at this event.
A source close to the event said: ‘The man himself intervened and she was pulled off the list. He was disappointed with her recent arrest - particularly as she was wearing a 46664* baseball cap at the time.’
‘Naomi was on the list to play quite an integral role, such as introducing acts on stage. ‘But all plans were scrapped when pictures emerged of her being arrested wearing the baseball cap with the Mandela number on it. She will be allowed to sit in the grandstand and watch the performances, but that is as far as it goes.’
‘Everyone hopes this may teach her a lesson as the concert means so much to her.’ Source
PawPaw ain’t playin around. I’m gonna start callin him “Half-Nelson” since he just owned her in front of the world. I hope she’s hanging her rapidly balding head somewhere.

*46664 was Nelson’s prison number during the 27 years he spent in jail and now is the name of the AIDS organization he founded.

Amy Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Amy the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now. 1. Amy is into the darkies. Source
2. Amy wants a baby. Source
3. Amy may have to be drug tested before hitting up the Grammys. Source
4. Amy Goes Bananas on a photog. Source
5. Now there’s video evidence of Amy smoking crack. Source
6. Amy goes to rehab. Source
7. Amy’s got a nasty rash. Source
8. Amy snorts booze. Source
9. Amy’s skin isn’t getting any better. Source
10. Amy goes nude for charity. source
11. Amy’s new album is delayed. Source
12. Amy’s dropped from performing at a charity event. Source
13. Coke could be causing Amy’s skin problems but she can’t stop. She’s scared Black won’t want her if she doesn’t clear up that rash. Source
14. Amy is arrested for assault. Source
15. Amy’s dad wants to lock her up. Source
16. Amy is leaving her record label. Source
17. Mark Ronson says that Amy’s not fit to work. Source
18. Amy is arrested for crack video. Source
19. Amy makes London gridlock a lot more interesting. Source
20. Amy will be working with fellow druggy Pete Doherty. Source21. Amy is off the hook for the crack video. Source
22. Amy’s fam wants everyone to back off. Source
23. She’s going back to rehab! Woot! Source
24. Amy’s face is still effed up.Source
25. Amy’s first post rehab performance is…interesting.
Source
26. Amy is scolded for flirting in court. Source
27. Amy’s a druggie and a racist. Source
28. Amy apologizes for racist song. Source
29. Amy’s dad says kids will cure her. Source
30. Two men in the clink for selling Amy drugs. Source
31. Amy’s hair reflects her confidence. Source
32. Amy’s in the hospital. Source
33. Amy is cleared of tuberculosis but has emphysema. Source and Source
34. Amy’s out! Source
35. Man Cleared in case involving Amy’s hubby.
More Details…
James King was found not guilty of perverting the course of justice by a London court jury on Wednesday. He suffered a broken cheekbone after being attacked by Amy's husband Blake and Blake’s buddy Michael Brown at a bar. King said he had been coerced into withdrawing his statement against the two men after Anthony Kelly (another man involved in this plot) told him he was a gangster and wanted the charges against Blake and Brown to go away. Source

Damn Homie

The folks over at RhymesWithSnitch heard about an incident with Michael Jordan being mean to a young fan. He was outside The Kobe Club in Miami waiting for valet to bring his car around when a young fan walked up to him. The kid began telling MJ how awesome he was and showed Mike that he was wearing his sneakers. When the boy asked to take a picture with him MJ turned to get into his car without even acknowledging him. The poor kid was devastated and got so angry that he tearfully smashed his disposable camera on the ground. Source
Michael Jordan seems like a nice enough guy but apparently he’s just a big ol’ douche. My bestest friend in the whole wide world, Roro, was once at a celebrity golf event with her dad. MJ, Charles Barkley, and other celebs were there. Roro walked up to MJ’s golf cart (I believe she may have hopped on at some point) and asked for an autograph. He refused. He didn’t sign any autographs that day. It’s a charity event dude. Have a freakin’ heart! Anywho, from that moment on Roro has formed and intense hatred for Mr. Jerky McJerkerton that grows deeper and colder with each passing day. I’d pay $20 to see what would happen if she ran into him again.

Britney Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Brit the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now.
1. Brit holds kids hostage. Source
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing. Source
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away. Source
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil. Source
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib. Source
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention. Source
7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears. Source
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan. Source
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing a pregnancy test. Source
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan. Source
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lufti…It doesn’t go well. Source
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center. Source
13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days. Source
14. Brit’s house has been robbed. Source
15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lufti has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him. Source
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician. Source
17. Brit teaches kids in dance class. Source
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids. Source
19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit. Source
20. Sam Lufti has been served a restraining order. Source
21. Brit's boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source
22. Brit gets to see her kids. Source
23. Brit’s acting normal. Source
24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills). Source
25. Britney teaches another dance class. Source
26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source
27. Brit's kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source
28. Brit’s got a stalker. Source
29. Brit Gets a Gig. Source
30. Brit in 2D! Source
31. Brit gets an allowance. Source
32. Brit has been offered $4 Mil to lip-sync. Source
33. Brits got not love for Kabbala. Source
34. Brit get’s hospital workers canned. . Source
35. Brit’s first pics on “How I Met Your Mother”. Source
36. Brit’s opening up a dance studio. Source
37. Brit’s bro is taking charge of her businesses. Source
38. Britney on How I met Your Mother: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4 and Source 5
39. Daddy’s loosening Brit’s leash. Source
40. Brit’s appearing at the Kids’ Choice Awards? Source
41. Brit’s getting her own sitcom? Source
42. Brit gets her coolo warshed out. Source
43. Brit is offered a gig with Peta. Source
44. Brit may reunite with her old manager Larry Rudolph. Source
45. Brit to design clothes? Source
46. A comeback tour for Brit?! Source
47. Brit’s flab is loved by Moby. Source
48. Papa Spears has convinced JT to come see Brit. Source
49. Brit donates $25K to Idol Gives Back. Source
50. Neil Patrick Harris says “No thanks” to another Brit appearance on his show. Source!
51. Chaotic…Part Deux?!!?Source
52. Brit gets into a fender bender. Source
53. Brit writes apology to K-Fed. Source
Brit’s been documenting her lunacy. Source
54. The restraining order against Sam Lufti has been extended. Source
55. Bills Bills Bills for Brit Brit Brit. Source
56. Brit’s getting in shape for a tour. Source
57. Brit and K-Fed are caught kissing. Source
58. Brit get’s slammed for treatment of animals.Source
59. Brit is confirmed to be on How I Met Your Mother again. Source
60. Court report details Brit’s progress. Source
61. Brit lounges at the gym in nothing but a towel. Source
62. Brit goes back to Louisiana for her sister’s baby shower. Source
63. Pics of Brit on the set of How I Met Your Mother.Source
64. Brit get’s expanded visitation rights. Source
65. Brit’s preggers?! Source
66. Brit’s on vaca with Mel Gibson. Source
67. Pics of Brit in Costa Rica fuel pregnancy rumors.source
68. Brit’s got a sex tape? Source
69. Brit’s planning a Vegas performance. Source
70. Brit’s Daddy quits his job to be her full time conservator. Source
71. Brit may have a new boyfriend.. Source
72. Brit’s headed to Broadway? Source
73. Brit’s getting advice from Supernanny. Source
74. Brit’s shooting her new video in London. Source
75. Papa Spears is bribing K-Fed to get back with Brit? Source
76. Brit’s prepared for death.Source
77. Brit’s appeal is shut down. Source
78. Brit’s bud says she’s doing great. Source
79. Brit’s up for an Emmy? Source
80. Brit’s spied on by an undercover reporter. Source.
80. Brit is goin home y’all. Source
81. Brit’s playing matchmaker for her bro Bryan. Source
82. Brit spends one day with her niece Maddie and then goes back to L.A. Source
83. Brit and Kevin are back in court and Brit gets overnight visitation. Source and Source
84. Nude pics of Brit?More Details…
Photos have surfaced of a woman alleged to be Britney Spears, pleasuring herself under a bath spigot. No confirmation as to if this is actually the Britster or where the photos have come from. Some think that her ex-boo Adnan Ghalib took the pics and is trying to make some bank off of them.
View the NSFW Photos at PMC (Mature Readers Only)
Did you feel that? Yea, it was me smacking your hand for trying to look at these pics at work. KNOCK IT OFF!

Coco Pic of the Day

Ice and Coco were on “Celebrity Family Feud” last night. Go here for two clips of the show.

Video of the Day

The intro is dumb long and unnecessary but the actual music video is hilarious. So fast forward to about the 1:15 mark.
Key points of interest:

-Pit fro.
-Funeral drive through.
-Robert in the casket...on the phone.
-Spinning rim on aforementioned casket.
-We miss Robert...so does Precious.

There are too many others to name. Enjoy!

(Thanks for the vid Sheri!)

Random Pics

Without his braids I suddenly realize how much Trey Songz looks like Tommy Davidson’s little brother. Scary no?
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

Janet and Jermaine Want to Start a Family

Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri, one of my favorite couples, are discussing procreating. Jermaine told People magazine:
"Yeah, soon, right after the tour." Jermaine, who already has one daughter from a previous relationship is indifferent about the sex of their future child.
"It really doesn't matter. Janet would be a great mom. She was around so many brothers and sisters all her life, so she's got to know what that is [like]. And her mom is a great mother." SOURCE
The sex is irrelevant. We just gotta pray that that child has a healthy set of eardrums being that Janet refuses to EVER speak above a whisper.

DMX in the Clink Again

Rapper DMX, or Minister Earl as I like to call him, was arrested yet again. He was nabbed on Monday in Miami for not having a valid drivers license. He’s being held at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center with a bond set at $500. Source
Apperently, Jesus has officially let go of the wheel and jumped from the moving car.

Hugh, BEHAVE!

Author Steven Watts is writing a new book about Hugh Hefner entitled, Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream. In it he discusses kinky sex and homosexuality. He writes:
"A foursome did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening. But while Millie, Hugh's first wife, ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law." Watts also alleges Hugh had a homosexual experience too:
"Hefner's thirst for sexual experience became so strong that he even had a one-time homosexual experience. One evening in downtown Chicago he was propositioned and he thought, 'What the hell!' As far as I know, the guy just gave him oral sex."
If you think this is BS it’snot. The Hef gave Watts access to his personal document and refers to the book as:
"the most authoritative book ever written about me - it's all essentially true."
We can get our hands on the book in October. Source
It’s Hugh Hefner so I guess it makes sense but what dude wants to be that close to his brother’s kibbles n bits?

This is Why My Heart Bleeds

Latarian Milton, the little boy who not only stole his grandma’s SUV and then later beat her up outside Walmart for not getting him fried chicken, (all in the name of “hood rat stuff”) will soon be heading to the small screen. Latarian will be appearing on Judge Judy. His grandma, Vikkita Stratford, is suing his mother, Ashley Milton, for $5,000 because she believes she is responsible for latarian’s little joy ride.
Sweet! Judge Judy is going to rip his little hide to shreds. In fact, she's probably gonna do the same thing to his mama.

Moving Right Along… God was arrested near a church in Tampa selling coke…someone named God Lucky Howard that is. (Yea, I know…) God tried to sell coke to undercover police officers and was arrested. When they searched him they found 22 grams of that sweet yayo on his person. He was charged with selling the cocaina…and selling it within 100 yards of a place of God. Source
I think he should have that second charge thrown out seeing as he could claim…it was HIS place. Whatevs.

And Finally… As many of you have heard, 17 girls who attend Gloucester High School in Cape Ann, Massachusetts, are knocked up. How did this happen? Well school officials thought something was fishy when an unusually high number of girls were going to the nurse’s office to request pregnancy tests. “Some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Joseph Sullivan, the school principal, says. All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head. Source
The girls are speaking out now saying that there was no pact. 17-year old Lindsay Oliver was on ABC’s Good Morning America on Tuesday and said that all the pregnancies are just a “coincidence.”
“There was a group of girls who decided that they were gonna - they were already pregnant before they decided this - that they were going to help each other with their kids so they could finish school . . . To do the right thing was their decision not let’s get pregnant as a group,” she said.
Gloucester Mayor Carolyn Kirk, refuted the pregnancy pact story during a press conference at city hall yesterday. She said that when the principal was pressed about where he got the information about the pact, he had a “foggy” memory. Source
Pact…no pact…it doesn’t matter. Our future is shot to hell. I’mma pack my bags and wait for the good lord Jesus to catch me up in his rapture.

Imus Needs a Muzzle

I’m sure you’ve all heard that Imus has struck again. I’ll give you the quotes, have a few parting words, and leave you to your own thoughts.
Below is an exchange that Imus had on air with Warner Wolf about NFL star Adam “Pacman” Jones:

Wolf: “Defensive back Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones, recently signed by the Cowboys. Here’s a guy suspended all of 2007 following a shooting in a Vegas night club.”

Imus: “Well, stuff happens. You’re in a night club, for God’s sake. What do you think’s gonna happen in a night club? People are drinking and doing drugs, there are women there, and people have guns. So, there, go ahead.”
Wolf: “He’s also been arrested six times since being drafted by Tennessee in 2005.”
Imus: "What color is he?”
Wolf: "He’s African-American.”
Imus: “Well, there you go. Now we know.” Source

Here’s what Imus had to say to defend his statement:
“I meant that he was being picked on because he’s black.”

Here’s what Uncle Al had to say:
"It has been reported to me that statements were made by Mr. Imus this morning and National Action Network has monitored his show since his return," Sharpton said in a statement. "I find the inference of his remark disturbing because it plays into stereotypes. Any use of stereotypes is always counterproductive. We will determine in the next day or so whether or not his remark warrants direct action on our part as we did in April of last year." Source

And here’s what Lo has to say:

As evil hearted and bigoted as I see Don Imus to be (I had a personal experience with a coworker and the word Nappy that I will never, ever, never, never let go of) I do still think he can say whatever he wants. The issue here is that he has a reputation for being racist. So regardless of his intentions (and no one but him knows what they were) when making this statement, it will be seen as racist by the public at large. What he needs to do, if he’s smart (which, we know he’s not) is to make a conscious decision to think before he speaks. He was given a pass once by being allowed back on the air. Let’s see how this most recent act of idiotry plays out.

Nate Dogg Nabbed

Nate Dogg was arrested yesterday for trying to run his wife off the road:
“Cops [have reported that] a woman who said she was Nate’s estranged wife called into 911 freaking out as she was driving, claiming Nate was making death threats against her and ‘dangerously’ following her as she drove down the road. The CHP stopped them both, and after interviewing both parties, arrested him for making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license.” As of Monday he was being booked into the medical ward of Twin Towers jail in L.A. Source
They need to book his ass in the psyche ward. I dare you to look at that mug shot and tell me he doesn’t look like that crazy ex-boyfriend we all fear will find out where we live one day.

Katy Perry and Travis McCoy Engaged!?

The answer is no. He only reportedly gave her a promise ring.
A little background: For those of you who don’t know Katy Perry is the chick who sings that song “I Kissed a Girl”. Travis McCoy is the front man of Gym Class Heroes.
Anywho, the two have been dating for a while amidst rumors that Katy is gay (duh, the song title…). Travis said that he wanted to give his boo something special. He told People.com, "I went in (to the jewelry store) and said I wanted a ring. The lady behind the counter said 'here's one for $300.' I was like, 'I want a nice ring!' Then I pointed to the big one." When asked if it was an engagement ring, he said, "It's a promise ring... and I have one too!" source
A promise ring? What kinda sad excuse...? Are they like in junior high or something? I bet he gave her his letterman’s jacket and asked her to go steady too. Stupid!

J-Lo's Showin' Her True Colors

Jenny from the block was recently shopping at the Catherine Malandrino store when she demanded that the store be shut down her her. The store refused. Then, as a source told Page Six, “One of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing." Page Six
Wow that totally gave me a flashback to being a manager at Wet Seal and having bratty tweens walk in, destroy the store, curse out their mothers, bark at me from the dressing room to bring them a size 0, then steal some shit and run out.
Jennifer Conchita Lopez, life is too short to be such a raving bitch. Just because you forgot you were from the block doesn’t mean that the rest of the world will forget. We’ll also never forget this nose: How’s that for bitchy?! Schwing!

Kelly Rowland to Take HIV Test for Charity

Kelly is traveling to Nairobi to get tested for HIV in the hopes of encouraging the youth of the country to do the same. She’s doing this in conjunction with MTV’s Staying Alive Foundation which aims to tackle discrimination against HIV and AIDS victims. Kelly says, "Ignorance is not bliss when it comes to HIV infection, and it is important for everyone to know their HIV status. The quicker you know your status, the sooner you can receive treatment if you're HIV+, and reduce the risk of inadvertently infecting future partners." Source

You know what would be great? If we could get folks in the US of A to take HIV tests. Though Africa has been ravaged by this deadly disease its affecting people all over the world..and here at home as well.

Rick Ross and Foxy to Wed?!

Folks over at Nah Right are saying that Rick Ross is planning to ask Foxy to marry him at the BET Awards (please note this post was written before the show. I’ll make sure to add an appendix with any updates.). Foxy is also supposedly going to move out of Jersey and down to Miami to be with her boo.
Call the police, an ambulance, Jesus and his myriad of angels! We’ve got an emergency! See this is just how I felt when I heard Mimi and Nicky had gotten married. I was like, “No way! I don’t believe it!” and as I thought of the implications I began getting scared, having night sweats, loosing weight (well maybe not). But alas, it WAS true and their nuptials have taken this fine green earth a few steps closer to Armageddon. So Rick, Foxy, I’m asking you on behalf of mankind: DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEAAAAAAASES!!!!
(Lo collapses onto the floor in a dramatic flourish and begins to convulse and speak in tongues.)

Update: There was no proposal...at least not that I saw.

Amy Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Amy the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now.
1. Amy is into the darkies. Source
2. Amy wants a baby. Source
3. Amy may have to be drug tested before hitting up the Grammys. Source
4. Amy Goes Bananas on a photog. Source
5. Now there’s video evidence of Amy smoking crack. Source
6. Amy goes to rehab. Source
7. Amy’s got a nasty rash. Source
8. Amy snorts booze. Source
9. Amy’s skin isn’t getting any better. Source
10. Amy goes nude for charity. source
11. Amy’s new album is delayed. Source
12. Amy’s dropped from performing at a charity event. Source
13. Coke could be causing Amy’s skin problems but she can’t stop. She’s scared Black won’t want her if she doesn’t clear up that rash. Source
14. Amy is arrested for assault. Source
15. Amy’s dad wants to lock her up. Source
16. Amy is leaving her record label. Source
17. Mark Ronson says that Amy’s not fit to work. Source
18. Amy is arrested for crack video. Source
19. Amy makes London gridlock a lot more interesting. Source
20. Amy will be working with fellow druggy Pete Doherty. Source21. Amy is off the hook for the crack video. Source
22. Amy’s fam wants everyone to back off. Source
23. She’s going back to rehab! Woot! Source
24. Amy’s face is still effed up.Source
25. Amy’s first post rehab performance is…interesting.
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26. Amy is scolded for flirting in court. Source
27. Amy’s a druggie and a racist. Source
28. Amy apologizes for racist song. Source
29. Amy’s dad says kids will cure her. Source
30. Two men in the clink for selling Amy drugs. Source
31. Amy’s hair reflects her confidence. Source
32. Amy’s in the hospital. Source
33. Amy is cleared of tuberculosis but has emphysema. Source and Source
34. Amy’s out!
More Details…
Amy left the hospital Monday and was photographed smoking after her dad told the world she was diagnosed with emphysema.
“She’s only 24 yet she has the lungs of an 80-year-old,” David H. Nielson, a thoracic surgeon in San Antonio, tells Usmagazine.com. “She’s going to get fatigued [on stage] and have to rest with supplemental oxygen. It will dramatically effect her career.”
“To have this type of emphysema already will likely shorten her life to about 50 years of age,” says Nielson. Source

Political Poop '08

Hillary is STILL fundraising. No, she’s not trying to run anymore…that dream is long deferred. Instead she’s trying to make up for all the money she spent and borrowed to run her campaign. Hillz is in debt for $20 million, half of which was money she loaned herself.
She said in a Web video, “Today, I still need your help." While the text next the video reads: “By helping us pay off our campaign debt, you’re not just helping Hillary elect a Democratic president and grow our majority in Congress. You’re making it possible for her to work as hard as she can on the issues we care about.”
She can’t even fully rely on Barack for help. Though he can help her raise money the Obama campaign isn’t allowed to retire her debt directly. Source
I’m not sure how this politics stuff works. But seems to me that once someone starts borrowing money from themselves that they’re headed for disaster. Dang, sucks to be you Hillz, no?

In Other Poop…

Gov. Schwarzenegger is backing fellow republican John McCain for president. But and however, he wants to make it clear that he and McCain have different beliefs with it comes to off-shore drilling. McCain isn’t opposed to off-shore drilling, whereas Schwarzenegger called the California coastline, “an international treasure.” “Governor Schwarzenegger does not support lifting the moratorium on offshore drilling,” said aide Matt David. It’s McCain’s position on this matter that may lose him Cali’s 55 electoral votes. Source
Way to piss off one of the biggest states in the country. Smart, real smart.

And Finally a Little Obamapoolooza… Barack is covering Rolling Stone…again. He was on the cover of the music mag just a few short months ago and this freckled cutie is back for more. In the magazine, hitting newsstands Friday, Barack discusses his music tastes and what artists are in heavy rotation in his iPod.
"I have pretty eclectic tastes," said the man who may very possibly be our next president. He’s listened too everything from Elton John to Miles Davis. But he seems to be particularly into Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen. Not only is he a fan of them but they seem to be fans of his. Springsteen backs Barack’s bid for the presidency. Dylan told a British newspaper that he believes Obama is redefining politics in the United States and could deliver change to a nation in upheaval.
"I've got to say, having both Dylan and Bruce Springsteen say kind words about you is pretty remarkable. Those guys are icons." Source
Rolling Stone is no stranger to politics. The magazine has featured politicians like Bill Clinton, George McGovern, Jimmy Carter, and Al Gore on its cover. But to grace the cover not only once, but twice…within a year…or actually a few short months, is quite a feat.
On another note (I never miss the chance to nitpick) I was watching the Today Show this morning and they featured a story on this magazine cover. When discussing Barack’s musical tastes, the voice over said that Barack likes everything from “Stevie Wonder to Jay-Z”. The establishing shot however was of Stevie Wonder and…Joe Budden. I need to know who is responsible for that. You can see for yourself…fast forward to 1:15.

I mean seriously, all they had to do was type in Jay-Z in Google Images and pick any one of the plethora of pics. Shoddy work…shoddy work.