Coco Pic of the Day

This is from her 2007 calendar...maybe if I'm a really good girl Santa will slip her 2008 calender in my stocking.

Scandal Threatens Chris Brown Tour

Picture via Sandra Rose
Sandra Rose is reporting that Chris Brown and his 30 something manager have been bumpin’ uglies since he was 16. He is supposedly in love with her and the secret affair started falling apart when Chris’s mom became suspicious. A day after the scandal broke on the net CB’s folks released the following statement:
Chris Brown and his manager, Tina Davis, have a strictly professional relationship. Ms. Davis has been instrumental in helping Chris achieve success as a multi-talented singer/dancer/actor.
Rumors that the relationship goes beyond a working one, are not only *patently false*; they diminish her efforts and his undeniable talents. Source
Hmm, sounds a little fishy to me. If she was indeed poppin’ it on him like a rubber band when he was at the tender age of 16 then I hope she gets crucified. That’s nasty, and inappropriate, oh, and against the law. If she were a man we’d be finding the closest tree to tie her to so we could flog her. Humph!

Kim Kardashian Robbery a Stunt?

Kim Kardashian claimed that while taking pictures with fans at JFK airport she was robbed of $50,000 worth of valuables. She said diamonds, a Cartier watch, her digital camera, and her laptop were stolen from her back. The Post is claiming that cops don’t believe her and think this was a publicity stunt.Lo has a few questions and key points to discuss:

1. 
   
   Diamonds? Like just raw uncut diamonds? Like a satchel of gems? Can you be more descriptive Kim? Were they diamond earrings? A diamond necklace? Diamond Grills? If you got robbed and want ur stuff back you’re gonna have to do better than telling the cops they took your diamonds.


2. 
   
   What? You don’t have security? Or at least a buff cousin to hold onto your bags while you smile for the photogs.


3. 
   
   She said the items were taken from her bag…not that they stole her bag. This means that while she was takin pics someone had the time and opportunity to go into her bag remove a bunch of valuables…like diamonds…and then walk away carrying all that shizz….and no one saw them. Riiiiiiight.

Somethin' in the milk ain't clean y'all.

Jesus Take the Wheel!

As if his life couldn’t get any worse…Rodney King, known for the infamous beating he suffered at the hands of Los Angeles policemen in 1991, was shot on a street corner Wednesday night. He was shot in the face and arm by a shotgun but the wounds weren’t believed to be life threatening. When police arrived at his home they reported that Rodney and the others inside appeared drunk.
If I were Rodney King I’d be drunk too. First he gets brutally beaten up. Then the folks who did it get off for the crime, subsequently a race riot breaks out resulting in death and millions of dollars in damage. There’s no moving on from that. It’s not like he could find him a hot shortie, pick up a security job at the local Wal-Mart and live happily ever after. Nope, he had to resign himself to the fact that he’ll live out the rest of his life in a hole…a hole filled with booze. Because what happens when he steps out of that hole? He get’s shot in the face!
Damn Rodney, I hope you recover soon. I’mma mail you some Mad Dog homey. You’ll need it.

Why?!?!

Lindsay Lohan is planning a third album per a source at Universal Music Group that will be called Nobody’s Angel. The source said that she’s only doing it because she’s contractually obligated to. But a conflicting informant said that she always planned to release a third album.
Shoot I didn’t know there was a second album…or a first one for that matter. And now there's gonna be a third? I don’t like the idea of this. An album means a tour and a tour means a tour bus filled with drugs, drugs, and more drugs. NO! I veto this idea! Source

Will Brandy be Heading to Court?

Prosecutors are waiting until the final hour to decide whether or not they are going to charge singer Brandy with vehicular manslaughter for the accident she was in last Christmas causing Awatef Aboudihan’s death. Bill Sayid, the lawyer of the victim’s husband Maurouane Hdidou, told TMZ “There is a death and obviously reckless driving involved, which is enough evidence for an involuntary manslaughter charge. As to why the City Attorney has taken this long? I think we would all like to know. Brandy continues to live life with really no negative results … doing what Brandy is doing … as if though nothing has occurred here. Thanksgiving just passed and he [Hdidou] was all alone — he has no family here.”
Hmm, I’m a little conflicted here. If the accident was truly caused due to her negligence then I definitely think she should have to suffer the consequences wither it be jail time, fines, or what have you. But if it was an accident then how do you punish that? I’m sure though if it were my mom or sister killed in that crash I’d want her hanged regardless. What do you guys think? When someone dies as a result of an “accident” how can we reconcile laying blame and enforcing punishment?
[TMZ]

Hogan Divorce is a Sham

Kimberly Kohn, the lawyer for John Graziano’s (the kid in the car with Nick Hogan when he crashed his car) family thinks that the split between Linda and Hulk is a strategic move to retain their assets in a civil suit soon to be filed by Graziano’s family. Kohn said that they can protect their assets by halving them. According to her “if the Supra and the Viper are not registered to both parents, it could be harder to go after Mrs. Bollea individually. The mother’s degree of control over who used the vehicles would have to be determined.”
The Graziano family will still proceed with the suit whether or not the Hogans split. Are you kidding me?!?!?! This is rich. This poor kid is STILL in the hospital, STILL in a coma because lil Nicky Hogan wrapped his car around a tree drag racing and all the Hogans can think about makin' sure they maintain possession of the cars, the house in Miami and Brooke’s collection of denim chaps. My head hurts…I’m gonna go lay down.
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Baby is Robbin' the Cradle?

( Photo: TMZ.com )
Baby was arrested Tuesday in Tennessee for drugs and gun possession and the 16 others that were in the tour bus with him here arrested too. One of those passengers was an 18 year old woman that was believed to be his wife. When he got out of jail yesterday he spoke to MTV news and said, “I’m not married. Never! Been! Married! Plus, that girl was 18! I don’t get down like that! Plus, if I was married, why would I keep it a secret?”
Maybe cus you don’t want your boo Lil’ Weezy to find out, no?

Knievel Makes Nice With Kanye

( Photo: Island Def Jam )
A year ago Evel Knievel filed a lawsuit against Kanye for infringing on his trademark name and likeness in his video for Touch the Sky. They’ve apparently peaced it up and Kanye even hung with Knievel at his Florida home where the above pic was taken.
Glad they cleared this whole thing up because if you ask me the suit was a little ridiculous.

Xtina Lets it All Hang Out

After finally confirming that she was pregnant Xtina decided to do the whole nude pregnancy pose thangie for Marie Claire. I generally like these kinds of photos and find them to be very pretty but there is something here that isn’t working for me. Maybe it’s the jacket..maybe the bleach blond hair…maybe it’s the fact that it's in Marie Claire (I mean seriously it’s like the poor man’s Cosmo) but something about it feels cheap.
Everyone needs to stop swagger jackin’ Demi Moore. Cus when she did it, it was friggin gorgeous.

Puff, Puff, Pass...

Above is an alleged pic of Bobby and Whitney’s fourteen year old daughter Bobbi Christina smoking…something. I’m going to say that based on the density of the smoke, the need to take a picture of the exhalation, and what appears to be a pipe like instrument in Bobbi’s lil friend’s hand that they are not smoking a cigarette…or tobacco of any kind.
I shall not judge…nor even get upset. I mean considering her family history we can be thankful that at least it isn’t crack.

Damn Shame

Not only does Nicole Kidman rarely see her two adopted children, Isabella 14 and Conner 12, but when she does see them they don’t even call her mom. She told UK TV show 'GMTV': "My kids don't call me mommy, they don't even call me mom. They call me Nicole, which I hate and tell them off for it." When asked about them being raised as Scientologists she said, 'Yes, they're being raised as Scientologists. I don't want to go there. My daughter and son, their life is molded by the way I live. If I wasn't willing to take on that responsibility, I shouldn't have adopted them. Then it can be argued that I should never have divorced, and that's true, too, but sometimes you don't have a decision in that. People fall out of love, they do. When children are teenagers, they have a say in where they want to be. Los Angeles is a big draw, and I'm looking to get a place there so we can share more. "
Ah my dear Nicole…by then it’ll be too late. He’s already poisoned they’re young impressionable minds against you. You might as well relinquish your parental rights and move on. oh, yea, and it's not so bad that they don't call her mom. I call my mom Patty Boo cus she learned to tune out "Ma", "Mom", "Mommy" or any variation of it, a LONG time ago.

Coco Pic of the Day

She's built like a superhero. If she actually were one in real life I'd have to vote for a very short cape. Oh eff it! No cape at all!

Throwback Video of the Day: Lil' Kim-Crush on You

I still know the ENTIRE second verse and in a slightly inebriated state can be convinced to break out my sweet MC skills. My favorite part of the song?: when she pronounces Christian Lacroix (Christian Lacross)...It's "La-cwah" you simpleton!

Ah, but I love her still...at least I did back when she had her original face and was actually sorta cute. Enjoy folks!

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• Angie Martinez holds her first annual hair show and beauty expo. Cake & Ice Cream
  

Oh Tyra...

This pic is so wrong but funny as hell. Thanks to Hollywood Rag for this.
Anywho, Tyra Banks has reportedly said that she doesn’t like having sex because she is insecure about her hair. She doesn’t want to have to remove her wig. A source said, “Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn’t want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions. Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she’s worried he may not call back!” (Source )

Just a few things here...

1. They're not calling you back now WITH your wigs...soo...
2. Um, Sweetie, we all know ur hurr is fake. So, um, go and get ur freak on, yea? I mean I could see if you said you were afraid to have sex cus you didn’t want to get pregnant…or god forbid get an STD. But seriously? You're insecure about her hair? Get better wigs boo. That way you don’t have to take them off. Or start having sex with guys who understand a black woman and her hair…hair is hands off! Actually, never mind. If you are comfortable enough lay up with someone they need to be able to see you in all your natural “glory”.

3. I hope this doesn't mean that we're going to have a 14 show expose on the truth behind weaves...next time on Tyra! (insert dramatic music please)

Thievin' Heifer!

Kimora Lee Simmons is being sued by the department store Macy’s. Apparently she overcharged them for her beauty products them didn’t pay back the extra profit. Shameful!

She could learn a lesson from Iman and give the sistas affordable quality cosmetics while maintaining a good relationship with the stores selling your product. I hope she's ashamed of herself. Cheep crap! It's like Wet ‘N Wild mixed with Posner and just a dash of Fashion Fair. I hope Macy's runs her for all her dough.

Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire!

Go back about a year to the Dancing with the Stars cast that included Mario Lopez. If you recall, him and his partner Karina Smirnoff often engaged in flirting and even on camera open mouthed kissing. Rumors swirled about them moving in together and getting married but Mario refused to confirm a relationship. And now instead of admitting a breakup he’s saying that they were never together to begin with. He told Life & Style magazine: “We [Karina and I] were always friends. We were never dating. I don’t know where that rumor started.” Weren’t they living together? “No, no, I live… that’s not the case,” he insisted. “I haven’t seen her. I’ve been out of town.”
Just like I told Tomi Rae, you can't go around denyin' folks...it'll get cha kilt. Them Russians don’t play around. I bet you $5 and a bag of white cheddar popcorn she’s gonna get her cousin

Boris to fit him with a nice pair of cement shoes...or better yet chop him up add him to a steaming pot of Stroganoff.

Neva Too Much! Neva Too Much! Neva Too Much!

Get out your checkbooks! Items that belong to the estate of the late Luther Vandross will be sold off in December by a New Jersey Auction company. Items include: Costumes, 400 pairs of shoes, credit cards, a Versace coat, a drivers license and handwritten song lyrics.
Hot damn and Hallelujah! I MUST get my hands on one of those sparkly numbers he used to wear on stage. I was just sayin I needed a hot New Year’s outfit. Maybe if I get one from one of his heavy stages I can get a hot cat suit tailored out of it!
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Jackson 5 is Hittin the Road Again...And They're Bringin' Michael Wit' 'Em!

Well I guess I can understand at least one nose job…

Anyway, The Jackson 5 are going on tour in 2008 and they’re bringing Wacko Jacko along with them. Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon, and Wacko will be touring together for the first time in 23 years.
Meanwhile, back at the bat cave, Jermaine is working on two other projects. He wants to do a musical and he also wants to do an accompanying reality show centering around picking the cast for the musical. The reality show will be called In Search of Legends: The Jackson 5.
Oh dear, I’m both excited and horrified. In fact, this is kinda making my tummy ache again. I think I’ll ease my nerves by turning my herbal vaporizer up to 10 while I watch the miniseries The Jacksons: An American Dream. You’ll excuse me please.

Oh Word?!

My, my, my, what have we here? Looks like recently rumored couple Common and Serena Williams just got caught after a lil nook-nook session. Please check out the holey tights and the Mac Lip glass she left on his lips.
This is an interesting couple to say the least. I guess they’re both a little eccentric in their own right, and Serena has been stepping it up as of late. But damn Common! Why doest thou breaketh my heart so?! Source

Heeeee's Baaaack!

According to IMDB, Paul Reubens is working on a new Pee Wee movie entitled Pee-Wee’s Playhouse: The Movie. In this most recent adventure (slated for a 2009 release) the characters get out of the playhouse.
This excites Lo most much. I can recall Saturday afternoons when Pee-Wee’s Playhouse came on just after morning cartoons and just before Soul Train. Man o man! Those were the days! Then Pee-wee got caught whacking off in a XXX movie theater and he hit a bump...which was both disappointing and rediculous. Disappointing since we love him so and ridiculous because, I mean what else are you supposed to do in a dirty movie theater but jerk off and have noncommittal gay sex. Anywho, Pee-Wee bounced back in the years following and now he’s going back to his roots with this movie. I can’t wait til it comes out. In honor of him we shall have a phrase of the day. You guys know how it works, when you hear the phrase you scream really loud. Ready? OK. Today’s phrase is...(insert dramatic pause): "Public Masturbation". Go!

Sad News...

Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor died yesterday due to injuries sustained during a robbery and shooting in his Florida home. He was in bed with his girlfriend and daughter when they heard a noise. He got up with a machete to investigate but he was met by the intruder and was shot in the thigh, the bullet severing a major artery and causing a fatal loss of blood. His death follows the death of Denver Broncos corner back Darrent Williams who was killed when a bevy of bullets pierced through his Hummer earlier this year.
The cops have only a few leads and have no arrests as of yet. Truly sad news about such a young, talented man. Condolences go out to the family.

Pimps Up, Hoes Down

Bishop Don Magic Juan and James Brown’s widow Tomi Rae have apparently swapped diamond rings…that is according to the Digital Spy . Don Juan said,
"She says I'm the only one to make her cry and smile at the same time." He admitted he has to keep the relationship quiet because her lawyers believe their relationship would hurt Tomi's chances in court to receiveing any of Brown's estate. He said: "They won't let us have it that way, and I understand." But Tomi Rae Is denying the relationship all together saying: "I gave him a ring, but it was just a gift. As far as I'm concerned, I'm the Godmother of Soul and I have no intentions of being with anybody else."
Hmm, interesting. Cry and smile at the same time? The picture that comes to mind while reading that statement is him back handing her while screaming “Bitch, when I tell you to smile you gone muhfuckin smile!” as she feebly attempts to smile with a busted lip and tears streaming down her face. And she better quit denying him before he beats her with a bottle of Andre and throws her battered body in an alley somewhere.

Two Snaps Up With a Circle and a Fist!

There’s nothing I love more than a drag queen…well, except for maybe a gang of drag queens. Recently in Memphis three drag queens sent a McDonald’s manager to the hospital after beating him senseless with a wet floor sign found in the eatery. Danny Mitchell, Lynn Gillespie, and Dacorian Greer (the queens in question) have since been apprehended. Witnesses said that the manager was also hit with a tire iron and stomped down by the queens with their stiletto boots.
Oh my Jesus! I can’t breathe! I’m torn between wanting to laugh and being scared. I mean, how do you fight off a gang of drag queens. They’ve got the strength of men crossed with the catty fighting techniques of a woman. A bottle of Manifesto! Wine goes to anyone who can find me the surveillance footage of the beat down.
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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo: An Item?

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys went out on a date on Thanksgiving Day. They decided to bring 25 of their friends and family along for the ride. They went to Dragonfly Restaurant at the Hotel Zaza over the holiday and were very flirtatious according to People Magazine.

I know going on a first date can be a little stressful and sometimes making it a group date eases the nerves…but having your fam around for your first date? And on thanksgiving no less? That's just weird. Tony stay away from that girl. You see what being with her did to Nick's career. Lets not see the same thing happen to you um-kay?

Who Let the Dogs Out?!

According to TMZ Foxy Brown got let out of solitary confinement early for good behavior. Her original sentence was 76 days but she only served 40. She was put in there in the first place for pushing another inmate and refusing to provide a urine sample. I would say to leave her violent ass in there but solitary confinement was probably a breeze for her. The best way to punish her would probably be to confiscate her yaki #32 and dollar store lip gloss. All that good behavior would fly right out the window! Source

Random Pics

I had to let this pic stand by itself because it astounded me when I saw it.

This is video vixen Lola Love posing for some men's magazine. I pray this pic is doctored cus it looks like it would hurt to carry around an ass that big on a body that small. It must feel like she's got two midget's hanging from her back pockets at all times. I'm generally in favor of dookie booties but somethin about this one scares me. Wut do you guys think?

Coco Pic of the Day

This is quite possibly one of my most favorite Coco pics of all time. I took gymnastics for years and I still can't do that. Excuse me while I go stretch. I'mma get my split back if it kills me.

Usher Raymond IV Has Finally Arrived

This Just In: Usher Raymond and Tameka Foster welcomed their first child, a son, late last night. Stats weren't released. I'll keep you posted as I get info. source

(Thanks for the tip Pabvon!...even though she doesn't believe Tameka was ever pregnant...quite frankly, I agree with her.)

I Love New York Episode 7 Recap

This episode begins with the fellas at breakfast discussing last night's departure of Pretty and the whole New York/Chance/Buddha fiasco. When New York arrives she once again tries to clear the air and make sure that everyone isn't weirded out. She asks if everyone is still happy there and Buddha remains silent. They go outside for a heart to heart and he tells her that he's disappointed in her and is pulling back on his feelings.

Competion #1

After breakfast New York takes the guys to see Burt Baggett, a Psyche technician and writing expert. He is going to put the guys and New York through a series of three tests to help deduce their compatibility.

Rorschach Test:

When looking at the inkblots most of the guys as well as New York see normal things like: a lamp, a woman, a flower...etc. The Entertainer sees "the devil" in every one of the pictures and all Buddha can say about them is "that looks cool, that's cool, I like that...really cool"

Drawing Test:

The Entertainer's drawings show he's all about himself. Mr. Wise doesn't really offer much of anything. Buddha draws a lock in the block that is supposed to represent him...hmmm.

Handwriting Test:

Tailor Made's handwriting suggests he has unresolved issues with strong women...but at the same time that's what turns him on. Mr. Wise's handwriting shows that he has trust issues and therefore it's hard for people to trust him. Buddha's handwriting shows he has two personalities.

While in the waiting room Buddha starts discussing his acting career and all of the different gig's he's gotten. This pisses off New York because she feels like he's not focusing on her and is only there for camera time. So she asks if appearing on the show is just another one of his jobs. He laughs it off and says "you've got to be kidding me". She, in a dramatic flourish, storms out the room. Buddha goes after her...not cus he wants to. but more out of a sense of obligation. I think he wanted to stay there and continue to talk about his acting accomplishments. Anyway, they go back and forth for about 7 seconds but when New York says she wants to be left alone does just that...leaves her alone. She gets mad cus she feels he should have stayed and fought for her. Whatever.

The Results:

Bart comes out and reveals the results of the tests. He thinks Tailor Made is attracted to strong willed women but fears that once he gets them he'll get bored. He thinks Punk is a hard worker with a high sex drive. but he doesn't trust people and thus masturbates...A LOT. He thinks Mr. Wise is artistic and emotionally unavailable. The Entertainer is narcissistic and will probably fight for the limelight with New York. And finally he sees Buddha as defensive.

The Winner:

The Entertainer wins a single date with New York. At dinner they go to a Moroccan restaurant and discuss his "freaky" ways. He admits to being a freak and says that he can see a freak in New York as well. A belly dancer approaches the table and New York is eager to see him dance with her. For some reason he is totally not into it and damn near pushes the poor girl to the floor to get away from her. He finally does a quick jig with her to shut New York up. They leave and while in the limo he concocts a prank to play on the guys. He wants to stage a fight and pretend to leave. New York laughs but decides that while he's doing the prank she'll be in her room. Meanwhile back at the house the guys are devising a prank of their own. They throw around furniture, turn out the lights and place lit candles everywhere. Knowing that The Entertainer is a fraidy cat and really superstitious they know he'll be scared. When he returns to the house hollerin' and threatening to leave their prank goes right out the window. They all eagerly help him pack and when they get all his stuff outside he yells, "Psyche!" No one knows whats going on. It's the most anticlimactic prank EVER!

New York talks to Buddha again to ease her mind about why he's really there. They seem to hash it out and end it with a hug. While this is going on Tailor Made calls his wife Nancy who says that she was watching BET's Hell Date and saw Buddha on an episode. He quickly tells the guys.

Challenge #2

New York invites her therapist Dr. Allen to lead couple's counseling sessions with the guys.

The Entertainer

When discussing having kids he reveals he'd be ok being a stay at home dad. Stay at home where? His parents basement? This dude just don't wanna work. New York is excited that he's willing to be her "wife". He prefers the term Mr. Mom...as if that's somehow better.

Mr. Wise

He tries to refute the claims that he's still in love with his ex-girlfriend. But New York reveals to Dr. Allen that not only has he been in contact with her since entering the house but he also listed her as his emergency contact for the show. His only response? "I don't believe in burning bridges." Dummy.

Tailor Made

When asked if New York asked him to get a penis implant to better satisfy her he says "I'll do anything for her"...Dummy.

Buddha

She wants to be the man in the relationship and wear the pants and he soo obviously doesn't. Dr. Allen says that NY's body likes him...but she doesn't. I concur.

Punk

He wants to be cherished for his feelings and she wants to be respected for her mind. Dr. Allen sees a good match. While in his session he reveals to New York what Tailor Made told him about being on Blind Date.

Elimination

Who's In?

Tailor Made

The EntertainerPunkBuddha

Who's Out?

Mr. Wise

Finally!!!! How'd he make it this long? Lo has no idea.

Next Week:

New York meets the parents of the four remaining guys. It looks like a real humdinger. Per usual I shall be watching with rapt attention.

Speedballs, and Hamsters, and Crack, OH MY!

Cousin Amy is at it again. No its not drugs. It’s not drinking. It’s not spitting at fans or fighting. This time she’s taking out her troubles on lil cute furry things. She’s accused of killing a hamster. Peter Pepper of the band Palladium says that Amy killed his hamster Georgie Porgie during a night of binging. He says, ‘Georgie was a birthday present and we’d got him out to play with in the morning. 'I'd been to bed, but Amy had stayed up and was still going strong and had drunk the drink cabinet dry.'The musician said the hamster bit him and ran off so Amy said she would go and catch it.‘I was a bit suspicious when she said she was good with hamsters.By the time I came back Amy said she’d put it to bed and it was sleeping.But just hours later the hamster was stone cold and hard. I don’t know what she did to it – it was probably crack.’source.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’m sorry y’all I shouldn’t be laughing. A poor lil furry rodent died…and at the hands of Amy Winehouse no less. But something about this story is friggin hilarious. If it was crack at least he went out high as a kite. I mean there are worse ways to die. She could have gutted him and turned him into a bong.
I suddenly feel the need to make a Richard Gere joke…but that would be disrespectful to Georgie. RIP lil furry friend.